Art Vandalay
@holyscheetz
Why yes I would like to see the dessert menu.
Movie deaths ranked by sadness: 1. Every dog 2. Wilson the volleyball 3. Every human
Does anyone else pretend to look at their phone for a few seconds when someone’s approaching a door from an awkwardly long distance behind you so that you don’t have to force them to jog when you hold it open or are you normal
The climate change people need to hire the same publicist as the dolphin people because to this day I cannot look at a six pack ring without worrying it’s going to choke Flipper
Who had “submarine billionaire’s stepson gets in Twitter spat with Cardi B over blink-182 concert” on their 2023 bingo card?
Imagine saying anything other than blue
Someone on TikTok asked that if everyone stopped sneezing how long it would take you to realize and it’s all I’ve thought about for 2 days
Bro how are you not a person with direct knowledge of the matter
CNN chairman and chief executive officer Chris Licht is leaving the network, according to a person with direct knowledge of the matter cnn.it/3CejQjC
April showers bring May pasta
Hundreds of pounds of pasta — “15 wheelbarrow loads” — were dumped in mounds along a creek in New Jersey — and no one knows why. An administrator of a local Facebook group called it the “Great Pasta-gate of 2023.” nyti.ms/3NFFjcj
Why does it feel like the Met Gala happens like 3 times a year
The most unrealistic thing in a movie about shapeshifting alien robots is Shia LaBeouf landing Megan Fox
I love how airlines are like “it’s an absolute pleasure to welcome are platinum gold super elite status members. The rest of you can fuck all the way off”
Why are there literally zero photos of Clarence Thomas smiling
Is there a Simpsons episode where I win the lottery
Every time I’m in an airport I forget that I have ever been to an airport before in my entire life
United States Trends
- 1. Good Tuesday N/A
- 2. Taco Tuesday N/A
- 3. #tuesdayvibe N/A
- 4. Davos N/A
- 5. #CatForCashEP1 N/A
- 6. Macron N/A
- 7. #ShadeNetwork N/A
- 8. Memories in Orbit N/A
- 9. Deloitte N/A
- 10. The ONDO N/A
- 11. #PutThatInYourPipe N/A
- 12. Diego Garcia N/A
- 13. Saleh N/A
- 14. #WWEUnreal N/A
- 15. Scott Jennings N/A
- 16. Jimmy Butler N/A
- 17. Naomi Osaka N/A
- 18. Carson Beck N/A
- 19. Fletcher N/A
- 20. FINALLY DID IT N/A
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