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i have gone through the most acute joy and pain a woman can ever experience on the same day: i got taylor swift tickets then a doctor shoved an iud in me
Found out last night that my sweet, sick boyfriend thinks that a wet cough is when the spit flies everywhere 🥴
Reading on my lunch break the most devastating depictions of the human experience, and then just sitting back at my desk like
“I hate small talk” is such a common opinion but I cannot relate in the slightest. Talking about jack shit with someone I will likely never meet again is like a drug for me
i can’t believe i’m about to spend $80 on a cardigan because in 2020 i thought $40 for a cardigan was too expensive
I shouldn't be surprised at this point, but everytime I hear "big back" on TikTok, I'm flabbergasted that online kids have trendified yet another insult centered on fatphobia and then act like it isn't offensive. Cmon we don't live in 2004.
This ‘big back’ business is fatphobia. My 6 year old coming home and asking if she has ‘the biggest back’ because she wanted extra crackers at snack time is NOT cute or funny. Time to wrap it up.
got my airpods back last night after i left them in texas for a few days. im a half hour into work and ive already relapsed into wearing a sneaky pod under the hair. truly my greatest vice that no one gaf about 🙂↕️
Could you imagine being allergic to peanut butter? Absolutely pathetic. Anyways the kid I’m babysitting is dead
antihistamine is not enough I want to shoot the pollen
Happy pride month cause yk you gay & stuff
quick someone tell Taylor Swift the IDF made a sexist joke about her
it’s gonna be a joe biden summer (eating ice cream and forgetting where I am)
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What’s the least expensive thing you own that’s made the most positive impact in your quality of life?
hey i quit your job for you do you wanna hangout
my fyp got unbelievably fucked up so i re-set it and let me tell you... worse than alexandria. four years of curating my personal brand of brainrot DOWN😭THE😭DRAIN😭😭😭
mormons:
i’m an unapologetic double, triple, quadruple-texter. i am a scrapbook texter: i will send unrelated messages at any time during the day of thoughts and pictures, anything i found interesting
i microwave my fish and rice in the breakroom anxiously, looking over my shoulder every two seconds in case i'm caught doing that which workplace comedies have convinced me is the the greatest crime
when older folks tell me "stay safe"??? after they say "have a great day"?????? AFTER THEY SAID I'M A "PLEASURE"??????? yk i WILL stay safe! just for you!!!!!
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