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i need me a big ass set of scented glitter gel pens


hot summer day and I’m not at Universal or the beach I’m on my way to study hard like the good fucking nerd and dweeb that I am


STOP MAKING SOAP THAT LOOKS LIKE SOAP YOU FUCKING PSYCHOS


oh to have as much money as needed to go to every hard rock casino show first row i want to


pasta and french fries the royalty of food


Hyde Park, 2014

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.



taking my folic acid so my future baby doesn’t end up with part of its spinal cord exposed


god, I fucking hate fireworks


I think y’all forget that if executives are the ones who keep the ship running and even if talent became execs, that’s still being an exec


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growing up is starting to keep your hair ties in your purse instead of your wrist


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Bingo. Read up you dumb chucklefucks

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good damn it, not again

Today is not Ted Danson’s birthday.



we’ve seen this once before…


just drove by a cemetery and there was a big tombstone that only had “DENMARK” on it I know I slept in this morning, but how did no one wake me up to tell me the entire country perished and got buried in Winter Garden, FL?


jesus, does everyone get a star on the walk of fame now?


do you not remember the last time you tried to change the name of something? although we appreciate being asked, do it.

Thinking about changing the name of the short stack to “The Short King,” thoughts?



getting ready to make the Barbie movie my only personality trait for a while


sounds more like a nightmare

I had a dream I was pregnant and wanted to name the baby fuckinf Trevor



to me, growing up meant realizing more and more that I really do prefer cats


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