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A statistician gave birth to twins, but only had one of them baptised. She kept the other as a control. 🐦🐤
A statistician is a person who tells you, when your head is in fridge and your feet in oven, that you're - on average - very comfortable. 🍔
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the other… wait.. never mind. 🐣
/* When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing. Now, God only knows */ ⭐
Heisenberg is driving a car when pulled over by a police: 🐻: "Mr, do you know how fast you were going?" 🐯: "No, but I knew where I was."
What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? - Benoit B. Mandelbrot ✳
If C was never invented, we’d probably all be still programming in BASI and OBOL. ♨
At the very end of the war a chemist platoon was found killed. It was sad surprise to everyone after their jolly message: NaCl over NaOh! 🍚
"Real men don't make backups, they post their stuff on image boards and let others repost it" -Linus Torvalds 🐧 (paraphrased for 2015)
🐯: What is the area of a circle? 🐴: Πr² 🐯: What? No! And pies are round!
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? 🍺
Schrödinger is driving a car when pulled over by a police. Boot is checked. 🐸: "Did you know there is a dead cat in trunk?" 🐺: "I do know"
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change bulb and other to hold the pen🐉s LADDER I MEANT LADDER.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and asks for beer, "Five beers, please." 🍻
Three logicians (🙈🙉🙊) walk into bar. Bartender asks them, "Do you all take beer?" 🙈: "I don't know" 🙉: "I don't know" 🙊: "YES!"
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. 🐤 #logic
Q: What's the difference between C and C++? A: 0 However, the value of C has been increased. 🔺🔺
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