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She left the web, she left the loom, She #squattrot three paces thro' the room
And sometimes thro' the mirror blue The knights #squattrot two and two: She has no loyal knight and true, The Lady of Shalott.
Sometimes a troop of damsels glad, An abbot on an ambling pad, Sometimes a curly shepherd-lad Squat-trots to tower'd Camelot; #squattrot
A crowd squat-trotted over London Bridge, so many, / I had not thought that squat-trotting had undone so many.
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan squat-trotted from the stairhead
Let us #squattrot then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky.
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@fuckersmanifest @zenfrost @thefirstspider @_chaddd_ I'm not an unreasonable person. I will settle for 250 G&Ts.
I told my doktor I was happy. She looked at me for a while.
I became the change I wanted to see in the world. The world didn't.
“@SpencerPI: @NeinQuarterly Who would win in a cage match between ennui and despair?” The cage.
I wonder if the snooze alarm is a leitmotif or if the leitmotif is a snooze alarm.
I haven't really read Nietzsche but I think fake philosophers being silly has general appeal. RT “@TinyNietzsche: *vows never to bro again*"
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A subject and a verb walk into a bar. They have a disagreement. They walks out.
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