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"Hello I am from Russia" Men: Women:

LemayianLeiyan's tweet image. "Hello I am from Russia"

Men:                                                   Women:
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Men:                                                   Women:

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Planned Boyfriends Leo wanakula poa sana. Kinywero sahii Ina glitter just waiting to be sliced mercilessly for the sake of a Happy Valentines 😂


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Russian guy: Come with me Kenyan ladies: "hii hata sikulipishi, nakupea kimorio"😂😂


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Where do you guys go for yoga?


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Valentines gains, drop your handles let's gain active mutuals 🫡🫶


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Bro, it is NORMAL to: • Feel lost at 22 • Be broke at 27 • Be scared but still dreaming at 29 • Grind in silence at 30 • Start seeing it all click at 33 You are NOT behind. God has a plan for you!


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Russian guy kwani anagonga hadi rejects 🤣😂

vex58_'s tweet image. Russian guy kwani anagonga hadi rejects 🤣😂

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She’ll be like “No sex before you pay my dowry and a white wedding” kidogo ameonekana pamoja na kijana ya Putin Airbnb.

CureAbrams's tweet image. She’ll be like “No sex before you pay my dowry and a white wedding” kidogo ameonekana pamoja na kijana ya Putin Airbnb.

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if you don’t have a valentine, it’s probably because you are ugly and have a shitty personality and will die alone.


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I’m alive because God stayed faithful to me. Good morning !

itzQmax's tweet image. I’m alive because God stayed faithful to me.

Good morning !

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There’s a shade this weekend at rugby courtesy of M-PESA… first come first served in terms of sitting.

smusyoka's tweet image. There’s a shade this weekend at rugby courtesy of M-PESA… first come first served in terms of sitting.
smusyoka's tweet image. There’s a shade this weekend at rugby courtesy of M-PESA… first come first served in terms of sitting.
smusyoka's tweet image. There’s a shade this weekend at rugby courtesy of M-PESA… first come first served in terms of sitting.
smusyoka's tweet image. There’s a shade this weekend at rugby courtesy of M-PESA… first come first served in terms of sitting.

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Happy valentines from msichana ya Oloitokitok 😊. 📸 ⁦@safpeakmedia

Mercymasai3's tweet image. Happy valentines from msichana ya Oloitokitok 😊. 
📸 ⁦@safpeakmedia⁩

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It’s better to be unhappy and know the worst, than to be a happy in a fools paradise.


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In my prime sahii ningekuwa nishaaletewa gifts, lakini fumbling good women is what I do for a living


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what’s really attractive? a secure man. no sneaky sht. no extra females. no unnecessary drama. a man who’s open about how he feels, gentle with you, makes you feel safe. and even when things aren’t perfect, the respect and love don’t change !!


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So after kneeling down to propose, what's your next move if she says "NO" in public?🤔

RaymondMukazika's tweet image. So after kneeling down to propose, what's your next move if she says "NO" in public?🤔

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STOP saving clothes and shoes for special occasions. Wear them whenever you can. Being alive is a special occasion.


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Ishow Speed raised the Kenyan flag, Kenyan women brought it down through Russian guy.


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Ndio naamka sasa hivi na uchovu wanimaliza nikama nilifanyishwa mtombo na mashetani usiku kucha ,Yarabi Mola nipe nguvu jamani siku ndio inaanza .


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Afadhali ata asamoh allikua anawapea chakula na kinywaji kwanza. Russian guy anawapea maji tu na bad english.


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