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My husband insists on asking me stupid questions. And then I tweet them.

What if I hit your fart nerve?


What if men could only use their penis once because it dissolves like a cheetoh? @ChesterCheetah


Will you write a tone poem about me one day?


Would you like it if I had no balls and no scrotum or just no balls?


What’s your favorite Usher song?


Can you believe we’re covered in skin?


Do you wish jizz was 5 degrees hotter?


Is a pop tart a sandwich or a ravioli?


Are we living on a prayer?


Hi. Are you menstruating yet?


*looking at wife while she poops* Do you trust me? Do you love me?


Can I just look at your hairy?


Do you feel how thick and hard my manga is?


Do you want to see what's wrong with my balls?


Will you stimulate my anal glands?


Why do women get to be in charge of the holes? I think men should get to have a hole too, in their hand.


Do you want to come to bed & read comic books with our clothes on?


Do you think one of the worst ways I could get you to have a jizz party is by calling it a "jizz party"?


Would you like it if I became a peanut farmer?


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