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Frenetic distractions incessantly cutting in line, like Escher's relativistic web of endless tangents
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It's mildly amazing how many people will assume you haven't been paying attention and haven't bothered to keep receipts.
This is better than the OP. 😂
A phsrisee and a tax collector were showing Jesus their browser histories. The Pharisee had many noble bookmarks, and claimed to be righteous before the Lord. The tax collector stood at a distance beating his breast, for he knew not incognito mode, and he had some sick URL's
Oh thank goodness! The federal government can finally get back to spending money it doesn't have.
Windows be like "22 minutes remaining," then a second later, "17 hours remaining." B*tch make up your mind
If you're ever left wondering where you stand with her, and not because you're in the self-fulfilling failure state of expecting too much direct communication from her, then she doesn't really like you that much. You'd best accept that and move on.
Fellas, how much a woman likes you is determined by a qualitative analysis of the trail of breadcrumbs she leaves you.
Fellas, you can tell the difference between a woman who actually likes you and one who doesn't simply by asking yourself this question: "am I trying to read her mind for lack of clues, or am I following a trail of breadcrumbs placed with loving care?"
All I want for Christmas is for support to do it's fucking job. Preferably this year, you know, sometime.
I agree... with Lauren Chen? Wtf???
If that's the lesson you got, OK, but the lesson I got was that name calling is ineffective. Address the substance of what people are saying instead of resorting to moral hysteria, no platforming, and cancel culture.
Everyone gets a window of opportunity, which contains multiple chances. If that window closes, and you're still burning chances, then you're gone from me for good. Bye.
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