Michael F
@hypercubeplatf2
World traveler, designer, thinker outside the boxes
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Never been more embarrassed than when explaining a Pedro The Lion lyric I ended a blog entry with to a fat, angry disciplinarian.
son, when two people are truly in love, sometimes they like to express it to one another in highly dope ways
Well this midnight showing of PARENTAL GUIDANCE isn't exactly filling up.
If you never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from hot lava, then you didn't have a childhood.
The chinese buffet ran out of Orange Chicken #firstworldpains #MondayMorning
If I were to tweet commercially, I would hide ads in the text, because non-commercial tweets keep so nice.
My CVS reciept blew away in the wind and caused a helicopter crash #MondayMorning
my friends sending me pictures of their children immersed in books is one of my favorite things. #MondayMorning
Baseball is boring is just an embarrassing way of saying I don't understand baseball. #GameOfThornes
As far as I can tell Lorin Stein is trending because everyone keeps tweeting about Lorin Stein trending #MondayMorning
“Say hello.” “Say goodbye” “Say thank you.” You're a parent not a ventriloquist calm down.
I rank you as tops. Just like Mel Kiper. I felt something move. Down in my diaper. Love, David Vitter. #GOPVDayCards
Since my twitter won't link to my Instagram, you can watch me put ice water on my head for charity. Instagram: katdenningsss
What if the real Rob Ford has been switched out for a Death Eater like Professor Moody was in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
Counterproposal: I will literally kill myself and everyone around me on the highway to save the ducklings
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