hypocreep's profile picture. “Hear me! For I am such and such a person. Above all, do not mistake me for someone else.”

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@hypocreep

“Hear me! For I am such and such a person. Above all, do not mistake me for someone else.”

Feel like I haven’t slept for 3 nights def manic


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“do you remember who won in the past ten years?” gay guy sleeper agent activation code

Amanda Seyfried says winning an Oscar is not important to her: “Do you remember who won in the past ten years? It’s not the win that’s important. It’s the nomination. It does thrust you forward. That’s a fact. Now, do I need one in a week or two or whenever? No, of course, I…

Variety's tweet image. Amanda Seyfried says winning an Oscar is not important to her: 

“Do you remember who won in the past ten years? It’s not the win that’s important. It’s the nomination. It does thrust you forward. That’s a fact. Now, do I need one in a week or two or whenever? No, of course, I…


I so stressed I could either kms or convert which is as good as dying


Lol the greyhound vinyl was relisted on their store and they didn’t even say anything I’m so sick of them wearepalace.com/products/greyh…


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←ビフォー / アフター→

misakonambu's tweet image. ←ビフォー  /  アフター→
misakonambu's tweet image. ←ビフォー  /  アフター→

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1番海風が強い所で空気抵抗試験しないで?


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彼女に爪切られてる時の柴犬見て

Bakutan_bot1's tweet image. 彼女に爪切られてる時の柴犬見て
Bakutan_bot1's tweet image. 彼女に爪切られてる時の柴犬見て

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hasn’t she got enough already? 💔

yungkalez's tweet image. hasn’t she got enough already? 💔

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Is it necessary? No, but I need it

UniteVids's tweet image. Is it necessary? No, but I need it

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retro_anime's tweet image.

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a joke so good it still haunts james cameron to this day

happy golden globes day throwback to my favorite globes joke of all time



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not everyone’s gonna get it, but real ones will!!

MIUCClAMUSE's tweet image. not everyone’s gonna get it, but real ones will!!
MIUCClAMUSE's tweet image. not everyone’s gonna get it, but real ones will!!

I’m really good at eating even if I’m not even hungry


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Deadass?

Plastic surgeons across the United States are now using "purified fat" from dead bodies for cosmetic procedures, including BBLs.



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Once she discovers online gambling they’re fucking done for

New look at ‘TOY STORY 5’ The film follows the toys going up against the greatest enemy — a smart tablet

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. New look at ‘TOY STORY 5’

The film follows the toys going up against the greatest enemy — a smart tablet


I tried to be healthy and got the Dunhill 1mg cigarettes. To say it tastes like nothing would be an understatement. What a waste of money


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かつおぶし盗んでいきやがった💦

echigoyamoke's tweet image. かつおぶし盗んでいきやがった💦
echigoyamoke's tweet image. かつおぶし盗んでいきやがった💦

Idk how white people eat salad in the morning


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