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Currently at an improv comedy show at #PhoenixFanFusion, they had us submit lines for them to read in one of their skits, so I decided to try to piss off as many people as possible by writing “Demon Slayer is Overrated”🙃



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Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.


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"NO FOOD FOR YOU UNTIL THE DEMOCRATS LET US TAKE AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE" -US House Speaker Mike Johnson


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Gallego just dropped a nuke: “How can I negotiate? The president’s in Asia for five days. Johnson’s keeping the House out until January to protect pedophiles. So who am I negotiating with?” That’s an obituary for congressional leadership.


Harry: "hey buddy, can we talk for a moment? I'm feeling really depressed and could use a friend-" Peter: *suits up as fast as possible, jumps through window*

TAS is one of the few adaptations that actually adresses this.



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I want you to rewatch and reread this 18 times. Donald Trump is the first president in US history to deny food to citizens. Us.


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The best part about this is that this "incredibly expensive" meal that people complain about is A: according to the menu, the entrees are less than $50 each, which is actually less expensive than a lot of stuff at Red Lobster B: this was ON HIS BIRTHDAY

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All this talk of a ballroom to service the super wealthy while the rest of us continue to pay more for healthcare and basic essentials makes me think of this powerful political cartoon from 1906, the artist is William Balfour Ker.

JamesTate121's tweet image. All this talk of a ballroom to service the super wealthy while the rest of us continue to pay more for healthcare and basic essentials makes me think of this powerful political cartoon from 1906, the artist is William Balfour Ker.

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Stellan Skarsgård on his worldviews "My father told me something when I was very small to instill confidence in me: 'Nobody in the world is worth more than you, but nobody’s worth less.' It is an egalitarian view that I’ve carried around in my life. That’s why I am for free…

CultureCrave's tweet image. Stellan Skarsgård on his worldviews

"My father told me something when I was very small to instill confidence in me: 'Nobody in the world is worth more than you, but nobody’s worth less.' It is an egalitarian view that I’ve carried around in my life. That’s why I am for free…

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"HOW DARE THIS MAYORAL CANDIDATE WHO SPENDS ALL DAY WORKING AND CAMPAIGNING TAKE HIS WIFE OUT TO AN UNFATHOMABLY EXPENSIVE DINNER THAT COSTS $50 PER ENTREE"

How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰 This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem. Who’s paying for that…

MichaelRapaport's tweet image. How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰
This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem.
Who’s paying for that…
MichaelRapaport's tweet image. How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰
This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem.
Who’s paying for that…


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That’s a historical building. And that motherfucker just tore it apart. The East wing façade was built in 1902. No president has ever demolished part of the White House for their own personal gain. And don’t even try to say that’s not what this is. It’s also, possibly…

White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom. Full Story: wapo.st/42RiU2q

yashar's tweet image. White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom. 

Full Story: wapo.st/42RiU2q


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BREAKING:🚨 This is insane. Screenshots reveal that after learning the IDF is LURING American journalists into ambushes for Israelis to kill them the U.S. embassy has REFUSED to offer ANY assistance. This would be an major diplomatic crisis were it any other nation

The US Embassy said that no, they cannot protect me.

infinite_jaz's tweet image. The US Embassy said that no, they cannot protect me.
infinite_jaz's tweet image. The US Embassy said that no, they cannot protect me.


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uh what

Q: Have you heard from the president? Has he called you? Eric Trump: No, but I'm glad he acknowledges that I'm a good boy. I am a good boy.



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So JD Vance thinks if you point out that Charlie Kirk was a racist, sexist bigot you should be fired from your job but if you’re a 25 to 30-something Young Republican who praises Hitler and rape and uses the n word repeatedly you’re “just a kid” and should be forgiven. Got it


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“You need to judge Christopher Columbus by the standards of his time.” Well, he was arrested and stripped of his titles in 1499 for his tyrannical crimes. So by the standards of the 15th century, he was a monster.

joewrote's tweet image. “You need to judge Christopher Columbus by the standards of his time.”

Well, he was arrested and stripped of his titles in 1499 for his tyrannical crimes. So by the standards of the 15th century, he was a monster.

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Rip bozo

General Lee passed away on this day in 1870 Let us all remember his bravery, his character, and his tireless dedication to doing his duty Rest in Peace, General Lee

Will_Tanner_1's tweet image. General Lee passed away on this day in 1870

Let us all remember his bravery, his character, and his tireless dedication to doing his duty

Rest in Peace, General Lee


"basic biological reproduction was only designed to happen for people who are married" is one of the stupidest things I've ever read

Sex was designed for marriage and marriage alone. Sex wasn’t designed for you to have it with just anyone because it is a covenant, it an oath, it is very deep. Whoever you sleep with, you’re tied to that person, you become one with that person.



"The maze is sharp on my mind. The angles cut me when I try to think." -Sergei Ushanka

this is insane so far the only adult brain ever fully mapped is the fruit fly and the uploaded brain started flying inside the simulation now they’re doing it with primates we are getting close to the moment biology and computation merge

IterIntellectus's tweet image. this is insane 

so far the only adult brain ever fully mapped is the fruit fly and the uploaded brain started flying inside the simulation

now they’re doing it with primates

we are getting close to the moment biology and computation merge


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