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Eddie

@iTalkLife

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Television full of channels, nothing to watch.


Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. If one let it go, it hurts so much for the one who held on.


A boy spends his time finding a girl to sleep with. A man spends his time looking for the one worth waking up to.


"Why are you late?" "Because the bell rang before I got here..."


You hurt me, why do I still love you?


Dear Google, could you sit next to me during my exams? Sincerely, every student.


Dear girls with a broken heart, there are guys out there with glue. Sincerely, me.


I don't know how people can laugh in photos and still look good. I look like an awkward horse.


RT if watching Family Guy every night is part of your daily routine.

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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.


If I ever offer you some of my food, I'm doing it out of politeness & hoping you don't really take it. Don't you ever touch my gummy bears.


I love you, silly.


Knock knock. Who's there? Labrinth. Labrinth... Come in.


Getting retweeted by @ConorLynn = Gaining about three hundred million followers. #win


I don't hate you, I just dislike you with a burning passion.


Seeing old people eating alone in public makes me want to curl up into a ball and die.


#CanIBeHonestWithYou? I only get jealous because I care.


You can insult me, I can handle it. You insult my best friend, I'm going to break your face.


Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "dying" at the end of this word.


There are certain people I'm so close to that when I get a text from them, I can hear their voice reading it to me.


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