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Bad, but perfectly good at it.

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“DON’T ANSWER THE DOOR FOR NOBODY”

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daycare $1,585 a month….



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TIT FOR TAT: The US 🇺🇸 demanded up to $15,000 deposits from Malian 🇲🇱 citizens for visas. So Mali did the same. America quickly removed Mali from the list but all the African countries who complied remain


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🚨 Saudi Arabia is set to construct the world's first "sky stadium”. 🏟️ It will be suspended 1,150 feet above the ground, the venue is expected to open around 2032 and will host matches for the 2034 FIFA World Cup. 🇸🇦


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35 games, 34 wins and 1 draw. 103 points out of 105. You’ve never seen anything like it, and never will. Don’t EVER compare your pathetic set piece side to a generational team. Don’t even put them in the same sentence, I’m disgusted.

KayLFC05_'s tweet image. 35 games, 34 wins and 1 draw. 

103 points out of 105. 

You’ve never seen anything like it, and never will.

Don’t EVER compare your pathetic set piece side to a generational team. Don’t even put them in the same sentence, I’m disgusted.

Fun fact, after 9 rounds when Liverpool blew the league away (when Covid stopped the season) they had 25 points & a +14 GD. We have 22 points & a +13 GD They scored more, we’ve conceded less, they had a 6 point lead, ours is 4 (but 7 on them & 6 on City) Their opening 9 games…

Salibasexual02's tweet image. Fun fact, after 9 rounds when Liverpool blew the league away (when Covid stopped the season) they had 25 points & a +14 GD.

We have 22 points & a +13 GD

They scored more, we’ve conceded less, they had a 6 point lead, ours is 4 (but 7 on them & 6 on City)

Their opening 9 games…
Salibasexual02's tweet image. Fun fact, after 9 rounds when Liverpool blew the league away (when Covid stopped the season) they had 25 points & a +14 GD.

We have 22 points & a +13 GD

They scored more, we’ve conceded less, they had a 6 point lead, ours is 4 (but 7 on them & 6 on City)

Their opening 9 games…


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70% of the Earth is Covered by water. The Rest is Covered by Szoboszlai.

LFC_Tandy's tweet image. 70% of the Earth is Covered by water.

The Rest is Covered by Szoboszlai.

What’s a stat that sounds fake but is 100% true?



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Uongo buana! The dollar was 120 bob when he was sworn in. It shot to 165 with him in office.

_wangwe's tweet image. Uongo buana! The dollar was 120 bob when he was sworn in. It shot to 165 with him in office.

Macroeconomic indicators today vs 2022 when President Ruto took office: Inflation: 9.6%→4.6% Dollar: Ksh 165→129 Reserves: $5.7B→$12B - highest in independent Kenya CBR: 13%→9.25% GDP: KSh17T — largest in East & C Africa, 6th in Africa. Who can deny such progress?



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I lowkey hate when men/women do this. You see someone get attention and a spirit in you nudges you to try and say something against them or just try to steal their shine a little. It’s borderline witchcraft. Even if you don’t find him attractive, okkkkk scroll away.

I just might be the only female who doesn’t see what the fuss is about this guy. He looks like a regular guy wearing glasses tbh. Then again light skinned men always look like they’re my sisters to me. I like my men like my coffee (black af and strong)😋



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So it's not an end-to-end encryption? 😂😭

kirinyetbrian's tweet image. So it's not an end-to-end encryption? 😂😭

people who end messages with “lol” we see you, we honor you



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They gave rat no option than to commit §uicid£😂😭


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Man? "Any job is a woman's job"

As the man of the house what’s your next move?

ISsossy's tweet image. As the man of the house what’s your next move?


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So end-to-end encryption is just a lie

people who end messages with “lol” we see you, we honor you



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Mwambie akupeleke Archives you read old newspapers like the intellectual you are bbg.

Sikatai it’s the thought that counts but Giraffe Center first date? Are we six years old 😂🥹



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Literally just paid 1050 for my bros ID just today so idk why this guy is lying

Previously, IDs used to cost Ksh300, now they are free. ID replacement was Ksh1,000, we have now suspended that - President Ruto



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Few months ago kuna Woria walinifanyisha interviews tatu, only for the salary negotiation part kufika and for them to offer 5k-10k. So I ask them 5k in what currency cause nilikuwa so excited thinking huku wanalipa in USD. Guess what! Director anasema Kenyatta shillings.

To offer anyone in Nairobi a salary of 20k is an insult.



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me at the slightest inconvenience

It (2017)



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Mimi huona watu wakisema vile family haina maana nashangaa buana, like family is everything, they might not be the best as you could wish but at least hao watasimama na wewe unconditionally hadi mwisho.

Time nlifika rock bottom mama yangu ndio alisimama na mimi siwezi sahau alienda akakopa pesa ya chama kunitumia! Difficult times ndio zinakuonyeshaga marafiki wa kweli hadi girlfriend alinitoroka hio time



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Please give me his surgeons number

Twinksurrection

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Ukifika sherehe late wakuambie piga shots haraka uwafikie usiskize, utawafikia na utawapita😂😂


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