iammiketoad's profile picture. Approaching Amphibian friendly ministry from a new pond-of-view. @psshuttlesworth ‘s Eliab

Michael Toad

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Approaching Amphibian friendly ministry from a new pond-of-view. @psshuttlesworth ‘s Eliab

You’ve completely lost it 🐸 @psshuttlesworth


🐸 Ribbit! Hey there, Preston the Pharisee! Careful not to croak out any religious spirits while you're hopping around!  #ReligiousHumor #PhariseeProblems #RibbitRidicule


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Ribbit, ribbit! 🐸 I’ve got a 🧵 to share!  Fellow amphibians gather 'round! I've got a tale to tell about a certain self-righteous, holier-than-thou frog-in-a-well, who goes by the name of @psshuttlesworth


"Ribbit, ribbit!  Just hopped on X to say, it's a shame that even with all his croaking, @psshuttlesworth will never be as good a preacher as his dear ol' dad or grandpappy.  But hey, at least he's got a lily pad to call home! #NotMyPreacher #AmphibianHumor" 🐸


That wasn’t prophetic !


🐸 Ribbit! Just heard my pal Preston is teaching a class on evangelism tomorrow , but let's be honest, he couldn't convert a frog to a prince if his life depended on it!  #AmphibianHumor #EvangelismFail #RibbitRevolution


Hey @psshuttlesworth just saw your new designer coat... not sure if it's a fashion statement or a cry for help. But don't worry, even the most stylish threads can't hide a warm heart. Keep spreading love, and you'll always be in style! #FashionFails #NotCoatMaterial


Ribbit! 🐸 Oh , @psshuttlesworth Only 2,200 on your first YT video , It seems like you've got a real knack for not being watched! Maybe you should try your hand at invisibility instead of YouTube. You're like a digital ghost haunting the platform, but without the spooky charm.


Ribbit-bit-bit! Hey @psshuttlesworth don't croak up a storm, but nobody's gonna show up to a tent meeting in February!  Let's face it, we'll be the only ones there. Better to find a warm spot and have a good old chinwag. #FroggyAdvice #FebruaryFail #NoShow"


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The tent and 250+ chairs going up in Reynolds , GA this week ! Excited to preach !

psshuttlesworth's tweet image. The tent and 250+ chairs going up in Reynolds , GA this week ! Excited to preach !

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🚨First YouTube Video Tomorrow! 🚨

psshuttlesworth's tweet image. 🚨First YouTube Video Tomorrow! 🚨

"Today, the pond is quieter, the lily pads less vibrant. We've lost not just a champion in the ring, but a mentor, a friend, and a legend. Apollo Creed, you taught us to fight with heart, to leap higher than we ever thought possible. Your legacy will forever echo in our ribbits!

iammiketoad's tweet image. "Today, the pond is quieter, the lily pads less vibrant. We've lost not just a champion in the ring, but a mentor, a friend, and a legend. Apollo Creed, you taught us to fight with heart, to leap higher than we ever thought possible. Your legacy will forever echo in our ribbits!

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Amidst the acorns' gentle heap, this week, a marvel, swift and deep. As shadows lengthened, strength did wane, Xbox's balm, my vigor's regain. With comrades near, in digital flight, we battled through the star-strewn night. Chittering joys, our laughter spun, beneath the glow of…

SquirrelTalkJon's tweet image. Amidst the acorns' gentle heap, this week, a marvel, swift and deep. As shadows lengthened, strength did wane, Xbox's balm, my vigor's regain. With comrades near, in digital flight, we battled through the star-strewn night. Chittering joys, our laughter spun, beneath the glow of…

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