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Idle Ben Thoughts

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Emotional support jero 🏇/🚁


They really are the Texans of Europe 🎷/🚁


I need ramekins 🎷/🚁


*chews through gaffing tape to free first of two champagne bottles affixed to hand* this is my 127 Hours 🐿/🚁


I think, at this point, that we can say that that was *not* the ice cream of the future 🏇/🚁


He looks like Joe Rogan going through the Akira transformation “Tetsuo, nooooooooooooo” 🛫/🚁


I’ll take it to the face if you need me to 🎷/🚁


[Sloop John B plays on the stereo] I love that this is just like a bad Trip Advisor review 🛃/🚁


Could I walk around the neighborhood and raise a fund? Sure 🏇/🚁


This is what happens when you go to LAN parties 🛃/🚁


I wear a timex, mother fucker 🌚/🚁


(Looks at cocktail menu) I don’t know what ylang ylang is, but it’s in all of my soap 🏇/🚁


[does Jell-O shot] this is like worse oysters 🛃/🚁


lobster-flavored call center 🌚/🚁


Dude, no sense in complaining bout kegels, christ 🌚/🚁


Is that a Helly/Hansen store? 🏇/🚁


I've got a pair of lululemon pants 🛃/🚁


It's underbutt season 🏇/🚁


3/filly/Churchill Downs 🎷/🚁


Men without hats "safety" (2/2) 🍆/🚁


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