BREAKING NEWS | 🚨 Formula One driver George Russell has been eaten by a pelican
i left texas without washing the sheets we fucked on. they laid vacuum sealed in the back of my van and then a storage unit for five months. tonight i unpacked them, and now i’m falling asleep to the smell of july
sex is so sweet and intimate actually,, everything is so pornpilled nowadays that people forget how precious sex is when it's with someone you love and cherish, it's beautiful :(
sex itself isn’t disgusting, especially if it’s with someone you love. people on twitter have yet to experience that, they’re all used to seeing esex and men on twt feeding into it, they’ve forgotten how the real world works
when a woman smokes it's because she has a troubled past and a kind soul but when a man smokes it's because he's a loser with no self discipline
i love how americans call it “the mall” it feels so 2000s coded. lets go to the mall guys
Hello @mojang @minecraft @Microsoft this image confuses me and makes me think less of Minecraft and Mojang as a brand. I will never be purchasing any Minecraft or Mojang related merchandise or watching any Minecraft related media because of this image.
Whats the point of having a boyfriend if he doesnt moan like a girl?
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Sometimes when f1twt gets too much I put on a Funniest F1 Radios Compilation on YouTube and clap my hands like a seal and pretend it’s my first few months getting into F1 again. YES!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!! GLOVES AND STEERING WHEEL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2 months off the flying saucer / 6 years off the flying saucer
For no reason.
World Mental Health Day, now it would be very on brand for me to just rant. But I think just some photos of my favourite people and I smiling will hopefully make you all smile❤️ No matter how dark the clouds are, the sun still shines above you x
It is too late. I have already depicted you as the portly, disconcerted Zak Brown, and myself as the elegant, calm, humble Alex Palou
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