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I was about to ask why squoze is not the past tense of squeeze; then I found out that it’s been in use since 1844. Hallelujah!


“But her emails”


Stephen Miller has quite the punchable face.


The next #startrek action figure should be Self-Sealing Stem Bolt.


IKEA would make a killing if they bottled their signature perfume of sawdust and cinnamon rolls.


Cube-shaped croissants are, by definition, not croissants.


Is there anything more frustrating than not being able to watch streaming content you downloaded in your home country while traveling abroad, due to copyright laws? I’m looking at you, @DisneyPlus and @paramountplus.


What do they call a blind dinosaur in Australia? An Idontthinkhesaurus.


When the TL;DR is longer than the preceding content.


Enterprise D fan service ftw


Playing Punch Out. Great Tiger is bullshit.


Is there anything more insulting than getting cold, unmelted cheese in an overpriced burrito?


At what point does @elonmusk start charging for the privilege of blocking him?


Weekend shower thought: in French, William Shakespeare translates to Guillaume Secouelance. The interwebs have since informed me that the more common translation is Guillaume Remuepoire (“shakes pear”, not “shake spear”).


That’s not how you pronounce bruschetta, god damn it.


I love editing with Lightroom Mobile on iPad. Touch UI FTW! But vital features from Lightroom Classic are still missing!!! @Lightroom @AdobeCare when will you add edit history and virtual copies to LR CC/Mobile? They’ve been fundamental to the utility of LR since 2007!


Is there anything more gratifying than perfectly applying a sticker on a Lego piece?


Inappropriate spoonerisms, go! I’ll start: gee whiz


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“drag queens and gay teachers are grooming kids”

From Bird Turd

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klingon festivus viral video feats of strength


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A desperate attempt to impress a Klingon woman sees George going through the Rite of Ascension. Kramer's new home cleaning product ends up wiping out a species of nanites.


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