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Ollie

@iiAdaptt

19| Competitive player F/A|Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing moderation is for coward

Never walk into kfc wearing a chicken costume and demand your kids back .


Yank : FBI agent, Brit : MI5 agent, Russian : KGB agent, Pakistani : News agent!!..


If you get an email telling you that you can catch Ebola from tinned meat please ignore it... It's just spam.


I got my girlfriend a vibrator for her birthday She's done nothing but fuckin moan ever since. :)


BREAKING NEWS: Man cut off left hand. He's all right now :)


Women these days... Some of thier eyebrows look like they are sponsored by nike :)


When are I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here going to do a Celebrity version?


was standing in a queue behind a fat woman with a huge arse when her phone started bleepingA little boy behind her said fuck me she's moving


Big Bad Wolf tells Little Red Riding Hood ' Unbutton your top so I can suck your tits!' . Piss off!!, she says pulling down her knickers


I was suddenly awoken with a blow job this morning. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open. :)


went up to a bird in a night-club and asked that old chestnut "Is that a ladder in your stocking, or is it the stairway to heaven?"


A warm middle finger SALUTE to all the haters!!!


Never watch paul while high freaks you out :)


Check out my youtube immVision youtube.com/watch?v=UJGHt5… via @youtube


Is thier any clan looking for competitive player's ?? DM me


Ewoks are just homeless Care Bears that sold their magical powers for meth.


Going to start uploading beat the bots ep.


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