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play with her booty, not her feelings.


midnight thoughts


don't hide that booty


People care too much about impressing others. Just do you, that’s all that matters.


less talk, more money.


There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their phones. Just let that sink in for a moment.


*closes twitter* *opens up instagram* *scrolls* *scrolls* *closes instagram* *opens up twitter*


Hi, welcome to Hollister. Here's your gas mask and your flashlight.


Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, “No one gives a f*ck.


Losing your phone in your blankets and having to throw the blankets around until it falls out.


I don't always have time to study... but when I do, I don't


All clothes should be like $1


Guys be like "Let's play 20 questions" Girl: Okay, what's your favorite color? Boy: Triangle, so are you a virgin?


Girl: "Baby I'm pregnant" Boy: "The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service. Error: 40044"


When your ex says,"You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "Bitch please, that's the point"


I be like FUCK SCHOOL.........but a muthafcka ain't gonna dropout.


Twitter is like the fridge. If you're bored, you keep opening it.


"WHO THE F*CK TOOK MY... Oh... Here it is..."


I'm not even on drugs, I'm just weird.


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