ilporter's profile picture. Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once.

col. will porter

@ilporter

Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once.

Sources told us that the suspect may have engaged in games of mock biological warfare with classmates. In the game, "Ring Around the Rosie," players hold hands and repeat cryptic verses about communicable diseases to "infect" other players and themselves.


I've hit on the one perfect use for Tesla's full self driving: ALL TESLA DEMOLITION DERBY It's the only way to make that happen without killing every single driver involved and I WOULD watch it.


Let's get his ass to mars. Yesterday if possible.

ilporter's tweet image. Let's get his ass to mars.
Yesterday if possible.

I'm going to do a little cleaning up here but I'm on my way out the door. Links to my other places in bio. I'll be happy to see folks anywhere else, but I can't interact with this site anymore without getting its idle antagonist dander all over me.


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