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Sorry i had sex with your sister. It wasn't intentional, i was just next in line. A lot of people are saying this site sucks now
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I'm smart enough to know that Twitter is a complete waste of time, but dumb enough not to care
Today I learned that Donald Trump thought the Gaza Strip was the name of a titty bar in Israel 😉
Quick shout out to the Fox News journalists in May 2020 who said Covid-19 won't be a big deal. It won't be any worse than Covid-1 through Covid-18
Spanish - belonging or relating to Spain, or to its people, language, or culture Spainish - Portugal
From now on I'm going to pronounce all silent letters I tell myself as I turn out the lig ht and get ready for bed
Trump & MAGA boast of Canada becoming the 51st state, BUT: Canada would become the most populated state in the Union, surpassing California. It would have 55 seats in the House and 2 in the Senate. Republicans would never win the House ever again, probably not Senate either 😄
It turns out the TV series GOTHAM has nothing to do with the acquisition and retention of pork
One of the hardest things to do in life is to ride a Pogo stick across freshly waxed linoleum tile while holding a full pot of coffee. I know this now
Neil deGrasse Tyson On Isaac Newton 🤯 youtube.com/shorts/1OoPRAd… via @YouTube
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Neil deGrasse Tyson On Isaac Newton 🤯
Hooters declares bankruptcy, claims it will reposition itself as a family-friendly casual dining restaurant chain focusing on locally sourced owls
Trump & MAGA boast about Canada becoming the 51st state, BUT: Canada would become the most populated state in the Union, surpassing California. It would have 55 seats in the House and 2 in the Senate Republicans would never win the House ever again, probably not Senate either 😄
Me to my wife: Hey Honey, sorry I didn't hear you call earlier, the dog fell asleep on the phone My wife: Who was he talking to?
Oh great, now I gotta spend my hooker money on avocados and eggs 🤬
My generation X: My parents booked seats in the smoking section of the plane During the summer we played with lawn darts Bike helmets were for nerds Calling someone a nerd was an insult Lead paint was "fine" Each door in a car had an ashtray Peanuts didn't kill Lactose was good
The Slinky song but for dildos. Oldy but goody youtu.be/e8xnOkF23fI?si…
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THE DILDO SONG
*My wife and I meeting another couple while on vacation* Couple: So how long have you two been married? Me: Ever since the wedding
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