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If you tell a girl she's wrong you better have a PowerPoint presentation with 10+ points stating you're right or you have just started WWIII
Am I the only one annoyed by all these twitter accounts about love and relationships making it look like guys are the biggest assholes?
Being in the friendzone is like an employer turning you down for a job then calls you to constantly complain about the person they hired smh
You stop being a woman at 5'9". if you're 5'10" or taller you're just a short dude that girls won't be attracted to because you're not 6'0".
You have to text your girl all day. she's going to think it's cute but really the goal is to kill her battery so she can't text other guys.
Girls can be hoes but guys can't because a key that opens many doors is a good key but a lock with many keys is a bad lock.
When her responses to you get shorter they're getting longer with another dude.
When a female tells you "this just between me and you" it's really between her & her 3 other friends in a groupchat tryna catch you slippin.
A MILF is a sexy mother over 35. If you are 20 you're just a hoe with a baby.
I don't consider myself ugly. god just put me on a mission to pull bitches on veteran mode.
Pregnant chicks get on a bus and think you're supposed to give them your seat like bitch, you should have fucked a nigga with a car LoL
My dad always warned me a out anal. He said: Son, this is gonna hurt.
In 1815 Women had no rights. In 1915 Women fought for some rights. In 2015 Women are always fucking right.
Girls that begin a sentence with "A real man will..." proceed to describe a hybrid of a unicorn and Batman
Girlfriend will be like "who the hell is "alarm" and why tf is she calling you at 6:45am???"
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