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Jordan

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Ask us if we’re on a station in your city! (Chicago, we’re on 3 😉)

In case you were wondering what we're ACTUALLY doing... @XYZcontent



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$5 million for someone that has $4 billion? You people are not yet serious. If i meet her, i will take $10 million from her and keep quiet.

FBI is now offering a $5 million reward for any info on Ruja Ignatova. The woman allegedly stole over $4 billion in crypto in 2017, then boarded a flight, and vanished

DailyLoud's tweet image. FBI is now offering a $5 million reward for any info on Ruja Ignatova. The woman allegedly stole over $4 billion in crypto in 2017, then boarded a flight, and vanished


Got recognized off my shoes. Today was great


I played #PokemonLegendZA at @Chilis while listening to Tame Impala. You can really do whatever you want in this life


Googling if there’s a psychic exam cuz clearly I’m not hustling hard enough

Kim Kardashian’s fuming after flunking her California Bar Exam -- 'cause turns out, she was banking on a different kind of counsel... a bunch of psychics who swore she’d pass!



Pitchfork gearing up to give this a 4.0

“LUX” — Reviews worldwide so far: 100 — The Guardian 100 — Rolling Stone 100 — Rolling Stone UK 100 — Rolling Stone Brazil 100 — Le Soir 100 — The Times 100 — Diari Ara 100 — Die Zeit 100 — Der Spiegel 100 — NRC 100 — Trouw 100 — De Volkskrant 90 — Clash Magazine 90 — AP 80…

rosaliachart's tweet image. “LUX” — Reviews worldwide so far:

100 — The Guardian
100 — Rolling Stone 
100 — Rolling Stone UK
100 — Rolling Stone Brazil
100 — Le Soir 
100 — The Times 
100 — Diari Ara
100 — Die Zeit
100 — Der Spiegel
100 — NRC 
100 — Trouw
100 — De Volkskrant
90 — Clash Magazine
90 — AP
80…


You ever take apart the cartridge and replace the battery so the game still saves?

“LUX” — Reviews worldwide so far: 100 — The Guardian 100 — Rolling Stone 100 — Rolling Stone UK 100 — Rolling Stone Brazil 100 — Le Soir 100 — The Times 100 — Diari Ara 100 — Die Zeit 100 — Der Spiegel 100 — NRC 100 — Trouw 100 — De Volkskrant 90 — Clash Magazine 90 — AP 80…

rosaliachart's tweet image. “LUX” — Reviews worldwide so far:

100 — The Guardian
100 — Rolling Stone 
100 — Rolling Stone UK
100 — Rolling Stone Brazil
100 — Le Soir 
100 — The Times 
100 — Diari Ara
100 — Die Zeit
100 — Der Spiegel
100 — NRC 
100 — Trouw
100 — De Volkskrant
90 — Clash Magazine
90 — AP
80…


Are we using “Mandela effect” too loosely? We only list brands when talking abt it which is making me realize someone was probably just wearing fake Pumas


Horrible advice

Sometimes the stripper really does like you



When my sister was in 1st grade my parents got called to the school cuz she was selling imaginary friends for a dollar

2 Chainz’s son Halo got caught selling acorns at school for $20 a piece 😂



NOW WE GO

We know it’s tough to say goodbye, but the new Queso will win you over fast! Happy dipping times are ahead!



. @Chilis it sucks to see the Skillet Queso go. Y’all are smart so I gotta respect the decision nonetheless. But dipping the southwest egg rolls in that always set the tone for happy hour. RIP


This morning I was like “why are pics of white young thug on the feed??” Then I heard a song. He needs to slow down dropping all that BS music


Jordan reposted

then why is it flat

wentsickomode's tweet image. then why is it flat

Dear Black People: The Top Of The Refrigerator is Not A Shelf



LOL it just gets knees

Mega Starmie

CentroLeaks's tweet image. Mega Starmie


Cooked

I don't think that shoes are designed to fit your feet!! @sureni



Jordan reposted

the administrations attacks against free speech are clearly coming from a place of weakness, they must present penalties for dissent and strike fear in your hearts. you cannot let them win, we have the numbers and they know this.


A scene outta scary movie

OH SHE ATE THAT SO BAD😭😭😭



The Clipse performing at the Vatican with the Disney+ logo in the corner is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

👤CLIPSE👤 👤JOHN LEGEND👤 💿THE BIRDS DON'T SING💿 🚨LIVE FROM THE VATICAN🚨



Jordan reposted

This is S-Tier hip-hop journalism

“I’m not embarrassed. I’m just surviving like every human has to.” That’s what iLoveMakonnen told me when I asked about the viral video of him in a restaurant kitchen. Everyone shared the clip, but nobody reached out to hear the story behind it. Until I did. A thread...🧵

BrianZisook's tweet image. “I’m not embarrassed. I’m just surviving like every human has to.”

That’s what iLoveMakonnen told me when I asked about the viral video of him in a restaurant kitchen.

Everyone shared the clip, but nobody reached out to hear the story behind it. Until I did.

A thread...🧵


The Rihanna Effect

ASAP ROCKY DON'T BE DUMB (ALBUM) 🚨DELAYED UNTIL 2027

NFR_Lite's tweet image. ASAP ROCKY

DON'T BE DUMB 
(ALBUM)  

🚨DELAYED UNTIL 2027


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