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@implausicle

nudes at 300k follows

if I was a vagina all I'd do is masturbate


where's ma fuckin rake bruh


apparently you can smoke dmt damn


my dick so big it a tripod


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pingas are biblical


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when u keep coughing up a semen-like substance but u don't remember suckin any dick


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stealing flowers from a cemetery to spruce up a garden feature


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IF YOU WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO PAY FOR YOUR BASIC REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH CARE AND WORRY-FREE SEX LIFE, GET A PENIS. #tcot


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before internet if a guy got horny for a cartoon horse he'd be like "I must be the only one. I better get past this" so it's not all good


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Seriously. If you have a pizza with radius "z" and thickness "a", its volume is Pi(z*z)a.

Know's tweet image. Seriously. If you have a pizza with radius "z" and thickness "a", its volume is Pi(z*z)a.

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Channel 69 is going to be airing tonight at 7pm, be sure to catch my weather report and see me wrestle a cat. Only on CH69 #channel69 #tough


@thugsbunnie @SCHOOLBOYCHRIS1 this is a call out if u guys dont rap battle imma neglect my 11 month yr old kid i swear


what the FUCK should I get for dinner


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