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Share my pain. The senior I live with set this account up for me because my children and I say funny things. Have a good laugh

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To my 2 year old: "no, don't lick the hot oven"


While in target talking to cashier: I don't know how many I have (right after talking about children)


My 5 year old: but mom... I want to get something for my stuffies for once. They like to sleep on comfy things!


To my one year old: why are you eating kitty food like it's popcorn? #stuffineverthoughtiwouldsay


My senior during my pampered chef party: my goldfish bring on the kids to my side #goldfishpimp


Ever tried taking a shower and shaving with a toddler climbing on you? No one was cut this time, but I wouldn't recommend it. #lifewithkids


My senior:she's watching pokemon Me:yeah, I told you she has been S:listens to what part she's at and starts singing the theme song Me: dies


Me to 2 year old: please don't put the jelly in my purse. 2: smiles and does it anyway #firstworldproblems #momproblems


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