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oh hi, hello 👋🏼 still accurate.
When someone “suggests” I calm down with the tattoos or start having kids soon. I’m sorry Deborahhh, the only suggestions I’m taking right now are for chips, music, or true crime podcasts. Not one of those 3 you can fuck right off.
part of me likes tarot reading, crystals, & baking cookies.. while the other part is a true crime encyclopedia, check your back seat, “did you know Jim Jones actually served Flavor Aid?” kind of person. & that my dear is called true balance.
When they change the toilet paper roll and fill your Keurig water without you having you ask, you know you’ve got a real one.
Heavy on “get home safe” because anything could happen.
Queen of constantly taking on new projects, saying yes to plans, not going to bed early enough, and then wondering why I’m exhausted.
How do you approach a situation with a roommate who does nothing around the house and then leaves shit around when you spend hours cleaning? Asking for a friend. 🤬
I have been looking at a lot of declassified CIA documents and these motherfuckers have been studying astral projection/remote viewing, psychics, astrology, THE WHOLE THING. There is literally a diagram of how remote viewing works in one of them. Like this shit is blowing my mind
This is a crock of shit @AmericanIdol - JOVIN IS 100% TOP MATERIAL. 😭 💩 #AmericanIdol
Wait... on a serious note- is Katy Perry’s dog still breathing or has it succumbed to heat stroke? #AmericanIdol #DisneyFamilySingalong #dumbo #KatyPerry
Just a nostalgic 90’s kid thinking that consistency is magically delicious ✨
Why does Lucky Charms keep switching up their shapes? Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, & blue moons, pots of gold, & rainbows, & me red balloons. There’s no other way to say that shit.
shoutout to the person from Lithuania for not only figuring out my Netflix info- but for changing the email/pw- I had to call customer service & figure all that shit out bc my email didn’t exist anymore. Hope you enjoyed your free day & that you didn’t start Stranger Things 😏
Usually not one to care enough to post about this but I had to spend a full day of working with kids #runningonfumes 😭 @dunkindonuts
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