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I am Onintelligent. All Things WordPress.

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11 Years in Web Development 🤓 WordPress? ✅ Custom Plugins? ✅ NextJS/React? ✅ A life? ❌ Vitamin D? ❌ Touch grass? ❌ Bonus: I also fix WordPress issues for free. (minus therapy, of course)


Rant done.

Just like that man. Just because of that one pathetic word and you've lost N14m. You were not unqualified. You were so good they wanted to give you that much working remotely. Yet, because of the "yahoo boys" y'all idolize, you miss that opportunity. You and countless others.



Just like that man. Just because of that one pathetic word and you've lost N14m. You were not unqualified. You were so good they wanted to give you that much working remotely. Yet, because of the "yahoo boys" y'all idolize, you miss that opportunity. You and countless others.

You speak to a foreign client & charge him $20 per hour. Discuss a contract of 500 hours & after seeing your portfolio, said client is raring to go. Just out of curiosity or small talk, the "where are you from" question lands & you feel your chest tighten. You know it's gone.



You speak to a foreign client & charge him $20 per hour. Discuss a contract of 500 hours & after seeing your portfolio, said client is raring to go. Just out of curiosity or small talk, the "where are you from" question lands & you feel your chest tighten. You know it's gone.

The amount of life changing jobs lost simply because of this obscene nationally accepted way of life is shocking. Mentioning "Nigeria" is like etching the evil letter on your forehead like that novel by Nathaniel Hawthorne. That gig is as good as gone. Just like that bro.



The amount of life changing jobs lost simply because of this obscene nationally accepted way of life is shocking. Mentioning "Nigeria" is like etching the evil letter on your forehead like that novel by Nathaniel Hawthorne. That gig is as good as gone. Just like that bro.

You people should keep making noise on Twitter, una hear? Just keep making noise. Loudly beat on your chest and scream at the top of your lungs to whoever is foolish enough to give you an audience, and tell them why the "stereotype" is false. Mumu people.



You people should keep making noise on Twitter, una hear? Just keep making noise. Loudly beat on your chest and scream at the top of your lungs to whoever is foolish enough to give you an audience, and tell them why the "stereotype" is false. Mumu people.

Whenever Nigerians complain about the “Nigerian scam” stereotype, I just shake my head. Fraud is clearly a nationwide pandemic affecting young & old, & instead of facing this harsh truth, everybody is on Twitter feinting & dribbling. Priorities? Zero Data? Wasted Noise? Premium



Whenever Nigerians complain about the “Nigerian scam” stereotype, I just shake my head. Fraud is clearly a nationwide pandemic affecting young & old, & instead of facing this harsh truth, everybody is on Twitter feinting & dribbling. Priorities? Zero Data? Wasted Noise? Premium


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One year of Lose, thank you Wizkid.


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Let's build something cool! Going live in less than hour on twitch: twitch.tv/sunkiyin


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THE HERD is no 1 on netflix Naija today. Shout out to my cast mates & Crew! 🔥

genovevaumeh's tweet image. THE HERD is no 1 on netflix Naija today. 
Shout out to my cast mates & Crew! 🔥
genovevaumeh's tweet image. THE HERD is no 1 on netflix Naija today. 
Shout out to my cast mates & Crew! 🔥

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Best caption wins! 🤔


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RONALDO YOU ANIMAL!!!!!!!🐐🐐🐐🐐


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CRISTIANO RONALDO BICYCLE KICK GOAL! 🤯


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Eze saved my FPL


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🚨💣 Florentino Pérez: “It’s NOT normal for Barcelona to pay the vice-president of the referees more than €8m over 17 years, whatever the reason”. “It coincides, coincidentally, with Barcelona's best sporting period…”.

FabrizioRomano's tweet image. 🚨💣 Florentino Pérez: “It’s NOT normal for Barcelona to pay the vice-president of the referees more than €8m over 17 years, whatever the reason”.

“It coincides, coincidentally, with Barcelona's best sporting period…”.

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"You'll Never Walk Alone" but the stadium emptied out in the 80th min


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Nigeria has successfully synchronized with the West African Power Pool and we will export electricity to 14 countries. 2: Nigeria will earn foreign exchange. More jobs for our power companies



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How about removing the Islamic terrorists from your country?

You're visiting Ghana for the first time as a Nigerian, and you're served this sumptuous feast, tell me 3 things you would be removing from this meal.



"They like to stereotype Nigerians"

🤣🤣🤣. All my impersonators are in NIGERIA.

atensnut's tweet image. 🤣🤣🤣. All my impersonators are in NIGERIA.
atensnut's tweet image. 🤣🤣🤣. All my impersonators are in NIGERIA.
atensnut's tweet image. 🤣🤣🤣. All my impersonators are in NIGERIA.
atensnut's tweet image. 🤣🤣🤣. All my impersonators are in NIGERIA.


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Chelsea Football Club: 🔵 2nd in the Premier League table 🔵 Owners of London 🔵 Club World Cup Champions 🔵 Conference League Champions 🔵 Pride of the Blue Cartel Respect 🫡


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