Aaron
@imsofiesdad
Sharp Witted Fat Guy, Chinese Food Connoisseur, Unicorn Aficionado, Food Nerd, and Sofie's Dad All Wrapped Up In One Big Meat Sack.
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"If we all behaved like we do at Wawa-hold doors open, smile, say good morning-the world would be a better place. ACT LIKE YOU'RE AT WAWA"* Good advice then, and great advice now *Credit-->@mainlinewife
You know who should take over on Jeopardy? Barack Obama.
Sometimes I get frustrated and try to google my own memories like: "Who was that weird kid in first grade?" or "Me afraid of birds why?"
Michael Keaton closed his commencement speech at Kent State with "I'm Batman." And this is why Michael Keaton is the best.
Due to some reasons we no longer have a landline so if you want to see if a movie is in stock shoot Darren a text.
I'm not trying to rush things, just thinking about lunch tomorrow. When will there be a taco truck on every corner? #Inauguration
Look on the bright side. At least @AlecBaldwin will have a steady paycheck for 4 years. But my heart goes out to Kate Mckinnon
PSA: Don't poison trick or treat candy. You're just going to kill all the adults. #TheMoreYouKnow
@IronHillHV You will be seeing me soon, and I'll give you a heads up. Save a 7 barrel brite tank for me.
Where's my goddamn Nobel Peace Prize? Do you know how many times I let customers slide on a penny? #NobelPeacePrize #DontWorryAboutThePenny
You learn a lot about the world being a stay at home dad. Like the fact that Curious George is a repeat felon who is never charged.
Let's call this hoopla about the debate tonight what it really is. The possibility Trump drops the "C" bomb on Hillary. #PresidentialDebate
Where was my invite Doug? I thought we were close. I'm just gonna have to drain that tank two growlers at a time
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I've heard and investigated this. It's basically a Golden Girls TGI Fridays. #heartbroken
If you're going to panhandle me, don't do it in $150 @Nike shoes. #BumProblems
In my day we had singular rainbows, not this double rainbow shit. And that's the way we liked it. #ThanksObama #GetOffMyLawn
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