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jack: my hands are cold hastur: here, i'll hold them jack: jack: my lips are kinda cold too hastur: ...? hastur: *puts a hand over jack's lips*
joker: can i ask you a question? mike: yeah. joker: why are we laying in the grass? mike: oh, luchino's lethal crash knocked you unconscious, so i lied down next to you so everyone would think we're just chilling.
mike, with his leg stuck in a trap: now, joker, you may be asking, "how did you do this to yourself, mikey?" mike: well, buddy, mikey has no fucking clue either.
hastur: i would like to propose... jack: *freezes* hastur: ... an idea. jack: oh... hastur: we should get married. jack: OH-
ganji, at the exit gate: but what about naib?! norton: don't worry about him. norton: i once watched him fall down a flight of stairs, stand up, and keep walking like nothing happened.
bi'an: *moves mini wujiu from his lap to do something else* mini wujiu: big husband is... evil? big husband is unyielding? big husband is incapable of love? i am running away. i am packing my little umbrella and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond.
luchino: are you two friends with benefits? joker: ye- orpheus: NO joker: yes? orpheus: NO!! joker: but being friends with you has lots of benefits orpheus, exasperated: that's not what that MEANS. joker: we help each other out- orpheus: joker. stop.
mary: those survivors are definitely plotting something. joseph: maybe they're scheming? mary: no, scheming looks different. they're definitely plotting.
margaretha: you know that voice in your head that tells you what you're doing is wrong? mike: you mean the one that sounds like joker?
mary: i lost robbie. antonio: how did you lose robbie?! mary: oh, give me a break. he's like two inches tall.
antonio: you and hastur seem like an incredibly happy couple. do you ever make hastur mad? jack: *thinking* one time i asked him for a glass of water when he was mad at me. so he just brought me a cup of ice cubes and told me to "wait."
emile to eda: hi, honey emile: you may be wondering why i'm glued to the ceiling
bi'an: if an assassin killed you, i would hunt them down to the ends of the earth. wujiu: on your word, i would kill every person in this room without a second thought. antonio: you know that normal couples don't say these things to each other, right?
( texting ) joker: i miss u :( mike: check your porch joker: there's nothing here??? mike: oh my god i'm at the wrong house
edgar, sitting on the floor with a canvas and his paints: love is a weakness. it's an evolutionary mistake. mike: you're literally making a 5 year anniversary gift for luca right now? edgar, pointing a paintbrush at him: shut the fuck up, morton.
joseph, at aesop's funeral: i need a moment with him. everyone, leaving: of course. joseph, leaning over aesop's coffin: aesop carl. i know you are not dead. you're just avoiding the next get-together. aesop: yeah, no shit.
mike: alright man. you're offered 500,000 dollars but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets 1,000,000 dollars. are you taking it? norton: yeah, i mean, why wouldn't i want 1,500,000 dollars luca: dude...
edgar: i'm sorry i called you an idiot, luca edgar: but i was flirting you dumbass
robbie: eww why are you having salad mary: are you five years old robbie: my friend antonio is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up mary: ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though
tracy: would you fuck the mailman for mail luca: are you not supposed to
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