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Gloria: I just slept for 15 hours, what did I miss ? Luschek: this dick. Gloria: oh, thank god. I thought I missed something big.


Linda: do you like my outfit ? Fig: not as much as I like what's underneath it. Linda: *gasps* Natalie !!! Fig: no, I need your chair. Get up.


McCullough: freeze ! You're under arrest for robbery ! Maria: wait ! What did I steal ? McCullough: my heart.


Alex: my significant other must be top of the line, organized, graceful- Piper: hey Ale-*trips over air, falls on her face, spills water all over Red, potted plant falls, spills dirt all over Nicky's face* Alex: I want that one.


Suzanne as a 911 operator Suzanne, answering a call: 911. What's your emergency ? Suzanne: .... what do you mean you're being murdered ? Suzanne: that's illegal. People can't do that.


Daddy: we're a team, aren't we ? Ride or die, right ? Daya: of course. I'd totally ride you. Daddy: what ? Daya: what ?


Gloria: what's your street name ? Luschek: Lil Lus. Gloria: you live on a street called "Lil Lus" ?? Luschek: .... ooooh you meant my adress.


Maritza: I remember when I was small ... Flaca: *snorts* "was" ...


Linda: I'd date you. Fig: what ? Linda: I SAID I HATE YOU !


Maria: I can't believe we're locked in this room together. McCullough: *throws key out the window* truly unfortunate.


Poussey: I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Soso: really ? Poussey: wait, sorry, that didn't come out right ... Poussey: I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.


Linda: if I was the last person on earth, would you date me ? Fig: Linda, if you were the last person on earth, I wouldn't exist.


Daddy: are you high ? Daya: hello. Am I what ? Daddy: high. Daya: hello.


Red: *covers her mouth with her arm as she sneezes* Nicky: look everyone, Red is dabbing ! Red: no, I have allergies. Nicky: watch she's gonna do it again. Red: *sneezes again* Nicky: hit it Red hit it.


Linda: fuck me if I'm wrong but- Big Boo: you're wrong. Linda: I didn't even- Big Boo: YOU'RE WRONG !


Flaca: Maritza, I have something important to tell you, I hope this doesn't change things between us, I just have to get it off my chest. Maritza: what is it ? Flaca: I have a crush on you. Maritza: ..... Maritza: Flaca, I'm your girlfriend.


McCullough: you.. have a face. Maria: yes. Yes I do. McCullough: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face. Maria: thanks, I think. McCullough: please accept my attempts at flirting I don't know what I'm doing.


Alex: I have only ever said "I love you" to two women in my life. Alex: Piper, and a woman in a bar that I mistaken for Piper.


Maritza: I'M DROWNING HELP !!! Flaca: Maritza, calm down you're in 5 ft of water. Maritza: NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE TALL, FLACA !


Caputo: so ... what's it like being married to Linda ? Fig: once, I asked her for a glass of water when she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".


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