⚠ incorrect adele ⚠
@incorrectadele
this account is mostly for fun. dedicated to the sexy badass thick legend @Adele ❤
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I ALMOST FORGOT HOW IT FEELS THE LAST TIME I HEAR THAT LAUGH #HappyHourWithAdele
so happy someone took all the scissors away from her reach #HappyHourWithAdele
did i scream?! ofc i did! imma cry now #HappyHourWithAdele
"i love you" "i love you too" "more than @Adele?" "bitch know your limits 🤨"
[texting] Adele: hey, what do you want for dinner? peanut: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT Adele: SO TELL ME WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT peanut: OMG you're so cool mum. could we have burritos? Adele: sure.
Adele teases her new album in the Philippines and collabs with @reginevalcasid at #ASAPNatinTo write that on my tombstone, yes ma'am thank you
Adele: [climbs into bed next to Simon] Simon: oh would you look at that? once again, fate throws us together Adele: ...we’ve been together since forever. this is our bedroom
laura: so what is it like dating my best friend? simon: once I asked for some water when she was mad at me and she brought me a glass of ice and said “wait”.
[adele & peanut visiting laura] adele: we’re here open up laura: when i was a child my only friend was a doll-- adele: the door, i meant open the DOOR... i knew that million years ago.
[at disneyland on the teacup ride] simon and peanut: [spinning calmly while talking] adele and laura: [flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming] thIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!
simon: [grabs paper from adele’s hands] what's this? adele: i'm writing a new song simon: .... it just has my name on it? adele: simon: oh
[Adele went to school for peanut's admission] Principal: Introduce yourself Adele: Hello, it's me Adele. Principal: I am talking about the child. Adele: Oh fuck Peanut: Mum language Adele: Oh fuck sorry for my language
simon: would you like a quickie? adele [choking]: sorry, a wh-whaaat!? simon: y'know those delicious egg tart things adele: adele: IT'S PRONOUNCED QUICHE
Simon : you were SO drunk last night at the party. Adele : no I wasn't Simon : oh ya, you called a taxi to take you home Adele : so? I don't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving. Where were you anyway? Simon : I'm home and the party was at OUR house Adele : .....
Adele : what else did I do last night? Laura : well, at one point I convinced you to try and bite your own nose.... Adele : then what happened? Laura : you were rolling around on the floor for an hour screaming "ITS GETTING AWAY ITS GETTING AWAY!!!!!" Adele : .....em
Adele : maybe I wasn't that drunk. I drove myself home. Laura : donut, don't even try denying it Adele : ...? Laura : I drove you home while you drove with a paper plate. Adele : oh... Adele : I thought that was a dream. Laura : idiot. you made my day.
[Laura, scowling at Adele] Adele : Ok, what happened last night? Laura : you were drunk again! Adele : No, I'm not. Laura : you were cutting open all of my pineapples yelling "SPONGEBOB! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!" Adele : -_-
*parent-teacher conference* Teacher: are you aware that your son is “cancelling” his classmates? Adele: yes sis! we stan a legend 👏🏼😍 Teacher: what Adele: ugh, my mind! you're over Teacher: ... I ... ... ... ...
Adele: we need to talk Simon: oh? Adele: idk, something just doesn't feel right. Simon: what do u mean? Adele : we've been together for years now and u have not once made me a sandwich Simon : ....I'm going to make u one & shdjf u with it for scaring me so bad Adele: HAHAHA
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