Incorrect Emison
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alison: has anyone seen my top? hanna, not looking up from her phone: yeah, em is in the library. spencer: [spits out her coffee] alison: HANNA hanna: ALISON
lily: are we in trouble? alison: take a guess. lily:…. grace: no? alison: take another guess.
alison, reciting poetry: roses are red, violets are blue, i find you tolerable. emily: that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
emily: stop right there, you’re under arrest. alison: for? emily: stealing my heart. alison: can’t i get a death sentence instead?
alison: i’m emotionless! emily: says the person who confessed to me while smiling, blushing while dating and crying when we got married. alison: shit.
pam: i’m worried that lily and grace are hearing you use swear words too often. emily: they’re not “swear” words. they’re a part of the english language as much as any other word. grace [in the other room]: what the fuck! pam: emily: emily: yeah, i'll work on it.
spencer: emily is missing. can you find her? alison: what, do you think i have her micro-chipped or something? spencer: well… do you? alison: …yeah, hang on.
emily: i got the birthday cake. alison: it says happy 1st birthday lilith and grace. emily: oh shit they're gonna be 2, arent they. alison: i'ts lily, not lilith.
spencer: if alison jumped off a cliff would- emily: probably
alison: hi i'm alison dilaurentis, who are you?? emily: emily: i think i'm gay now
alison: marriage? i don’t know, we still seem to be at the girlfriend-girlfriend stage. emily: WE'VE FUCKED SEVERAL TIMES AND HAVE TWO KIDS, ALISON
teacher: grace said a swear word in class. emily: i'll talk to her about it. emily, to grace: what the fuck, grace????
alison: good morning. aria: good morning. spencer: good morning. emily: you all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. hanna: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
alison: you have… a face. emily: yeah, i do. alison: i mean, a nice face, a really nice face. emily: thanks? alison: please accept my attempt at flirting, i don’t know what i’m doing.
emily: i don’t really like talking about my sexuality, you know? it just seems unnecessary. alison: hey em! how are you? emily: gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy.
alison: come on, how many times do i have to apologize? emily: just once. alison: no.
alison: so what are your strengths? emily: i fall in love very easily. alison: okay, and how about weaknesses? emily, sighing: your smile…
computer: enter a new password. alison: [types “emily”] computer: password is too short. alison, sighing: i know.
emily: you look like my first wife. alison: you’ve been married before? emily: no.
United States Trends
- 1. Good Thursday N/A
- 2. Board of Peace N/A
- 3. #MIKIMOTOSGxFreen N/A
- 4. SAROCHA AT MIKIMOTO SG OPENING N/A
- 5. Happy Friday Eve N/A
- 6. Osaka N/A
- 7. Rafael Tudares N/A
- 8. Cirstea N/A
- 9. #22Ene N/A
- 10. Cuomo N/A
- 11. Fredo N/A
- 12. #QG542 N/A
- 13. #BTS_WORLDTOUR N/A
- 14. Wawrinka N/A
- 15. Lagos N/A
- 16. Peralta N/A
- 17. Winter Storm Watch N/A
- 18. Brewers N/A
- 19. Zac Robinson N/A
- 20. Cyraxx N/A
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