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Airline employee: i'm sorry, your flight has been cancelled Bossuet: omg tea. what'd it do, sis?
Gavroche: good news and bad news Eponine: okay, bad news first Azelma: the fire we started in your room is out of control Eponine: WHAT????? Gavroche, holding a perfectly toasted pop tart: wow, so you don’t even CARE about the good news?
Jehan: tell me something worse than a heart break? Cosette: when you wake up in the morning and find out that your phone wasn’t charging Musichetta: when you wake up in the morning Eponine: when you wake up
Bahorel: hey can you pass the salt? Feuilly: can you pass your classes? Bahorel: wow. too much salt
Valjean: [sees a group of people doing something stupid] Valjean: oh my god, what idiots Valjean: [sees that it's the les amis] Valjean: oh my god, those are my idiots
Enjolras: what would you say is your greatest weakness? Eponine: i’m very vague Enjolras: can you elaborate? Eponine: yeah
Montparnasse: hey Eponine, how much do you love me? Eponine: well, look at the stars and count them. that’s how much I love you. Montparnasse, glancing at the sun: well it’s morning, so is it as big as the sun? Eponine: no, wait for it. [an eclipse happens] Montparnasse: oh.
Enjolras: they ask me how i manage the Les Amis so easily Enjolras: the secret is, I don’t. I have no control over them whatsoever. this morning Bossuet called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on Courfeyrac shot me in the throat with a nerf gun
Enjolras: damn, that was a long day Courfeyrac: you know what else is long? my di– Combeferre: VINE LOVE FOR THE GODS
Bahorel: when I go to jail i’m changing my name to mitochondria, because mi- Feuilly: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, yeah we get it Bossuet, tearing up: that’s fucking genius Musichetta: so is no one gonna bring up the fact he said ‘when’ instead of ‘if’
[at a restaurant] Eponine: you uh...shouldn't be using a straw... Gavroche: I know, I know. it's bad for the environment. Eponine: no it's just a weird way of eating spaghetti
Courfeyrac: did you hear about the rumours in the media that I might be gay Enjolras: might be? you mean people are actually doubting it? Courfeyrac: yes and im literally shaking rn
Jehan: hey guys, you want a tarot reading? Enjolras: these are pokémon cards Jehan: you get a magikarp it means fuck you
Valjean: Marius, will you be my son-in-law? Cosette: wait… did you just propose to Marius for me? Valjean: someone had to do it!
Azelma: if our parents were drowning and you could only save one, who would you save? Gavroche: my energy
Bahorel: you call yourself a friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Courfeyrac: making four accounts bro Bahorel: bro
Combeferre: can you recommend me a book that made you cry? Courfeyrac: general mathematics 6th edition
Jehan: oh fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my feathers! Feuilly: please for the love of god just say fuck
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- 2. Brewers N/A
- 3. Peralta N/A
- 4. Hathaway N/A
- 5. Mets N/A
- 6. Cyraxx N/A
- 7. #TusksUp N/A
- 8. #AEWDynamite N/A
- 9. Sproat N/A
- 10. Fredo N/A
- 11. Alijah Arenas N/A
- 12. Jett N/A
- 13. Tobias Myers N/A
- 14. SDSU N/A
- 15. Dostal N/A
- 16. Clayton Keller N/A
- 17. Tennis N/A
- 18. Speedway N/A
- 19. David Stearns N/A
- 20. Cuomo N/A
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