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incorrect tweets and quotes, mainly malec
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alec: magnus, can you buy this for me? magnus: of course, alexander jace: he- you can't just pay for him! magnus: of course i can, he's my husband jace: but we're playing monopoly
simon: if you work as a security guard at samsung, does that make you a guardian of the galaxy? alec: simon, please go to bed magnus: wait, that's actually a good question
alec: do you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders? magnus: me after i drank too much and suddenly start seeing the hat man alec: the WHO?? magnus: oh, is this suddenly not a safe space anymore?
magnus: don't worry. everything will be fine alec: how can you say that? magnus: because sometimes, when things get rough, denial is all we have
clary: i did a bad thing alec: does it affect me? clary: no? alec: then suffer in silence
valentine: we have jace alec: let me speak with him valentine: go ahead, you're on speaker alec: you're so stupid, how the fuck did you manage to get yourself kidnapped AGAIN? jace: fuck you
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simon: hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held. magnus: magnus: are you okay?
simon: i don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time magnus, cracking his knuckles: manslaughter it is
alec: you're the love of my life and my best friend, i'd do anything for you magnus: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule alec: absolutely not
magnus: you need to react when people cry! alec: i did. i rolled my eyes
simon: happy birthday, izzy! here's your card! izzy: oh thank you, simon izzy: izzy: did you really handwrite "jsjsjsjjdjske ily"? simon: and i meant every word
magnus: what are you listening to? alec: a relaxation tape. apparently rain sounds can help with anxiety magnus: is it working? alec: no, the tape just made me have to pee and i had a panic attack on the toilet
alec: i may seem like an angry person on the outside, but on the inside i'm actually angrier
simon: i'm gonna be honest, i feel like you don't like me alec: i've told you multiple times that i don't
simon: hey jace, what are you doing? jace: eating a family sized bag of chips simon: jace, that's a small bag, it's definitely not family sized. jace: every bag of chips is family sized if you're an orphan
jace: so let me get this straight... you're in love with magnus? alec: there's nothing straight about it
alec: did none of you think this was a bad idea? clary: oh no, we all did alec: and you went through with it anyway? jace: yeah
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