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Rafael Colon

@indieralph

Chef Investor Millennial with a plan

New year same me


Ew I hate that I’m checking my phone every 15 to see if she hit me up. Mans needs a distraction.


4th without dominoes is crazy. Also call me Jared the way I was subbed. I thought we established closed mouths don’t get fed. I don’t chase, my name ain’t JP Morgan .


This is the weakest Friday in the last few months. I gotta leave NYC for a few


Sending me Eric Andre content is guaranteed way to piss me the fuck off. I don’t look like him.


Another successful night of bar thottery


I respect all women finessing the simps. On the other hand, the simps need to be studied. I just want to know what would compel a person to spend rent money on still images of feet. Like get a job as a pediatrist


My block pretty at all hours of the day.

indieralph's tweet image. My block pretty at all hours of the day.
indieralph's tweet image. My block pretty at all hours of the day.

Damn 20 years goes by fast. Glad I fully embrace gaining a dad bod without having kids. Here’s to 20 more years kicking kids in the head

indieralph's tweet image. Damn 20 years goes by fast. Glad I fully embrace gaining a dad bod without having kids. Here’s to 20 more years kicking kids in the head

Tings were done. I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Nostalgia is the strongest drug


Bring me bacc 20 years ago


There’s nothing like waiting to use the restroom when there’s a congo line of caucus jeans doing cocaine


The saddest sound is “last call” as soon as you walk into the bar. It’s not that sad when you have the keys to it though.


Gender reveal party. He’s having a boy btw. Also this is staff from my former job/bar. Good hangs. The food was so A1 I didn’t even post it.

indieralph's tweet image. Gender reveal party. He’s having a boy btw. Also this is staff from my former job/bar. Good hangs. The food was so A1 I didn’t even post it.
indieralph's tweet image. Gender reveal party. He’s having a boy btw. Also this is staff from my former job/bar. Good hangs. The food was so A1 I didn’t even post it.
indieralph's tweet image. Gender reveal party. He’s having a boy btw. Also this is staff from my former job/bar. Good hangs. The food was so A1 I didn’t even post it.
indieralph's tweet image. Gender reveal party. He’s having a boy btw. Also this is staff from my former job/bar. Good hangs. The food was so A1 I didn’t even post it.

Imagine being grown and not speaking your mind. Welcome to modern socialization. Closed moths don’t get fed


People say I’m borderline crazy, sorta kinda.


To everyone observing eid, I respect yall. I’m trying to get to that level of conviction where I can go 110% in on becoming better of a person than I was the day prior. It takes time but mine is constantly moving the goalposts


Say you wanna know the truth well you can ask me a question. I’ll tell you something that you may want to hear, but I’ll……


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Not gonna like I hope mikes check cleared. That fight was a weird one. Mike held back on almost every open right cross he had. At least he didn’t kiss the mat for a bag.


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