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Sam 🦄

@inksomnia_

If your a bartender/ server and your manager hates you they just mad you make more than their salary working OT every week, it’s okay


I miss my lashes 😞 but I don’t miss paying for them hoes


This the mf one

Heavy on the “you could’ve just said that” cause we grown af.



I waste no time to honk my horn at mfs 😤


Note to self: you’ve came so far give yourself/ mental a break sometimes 😩


People think I’m so offended by anything y’all must have not met my family these mfs mean mean lmao 😭


Bitch I’m the plug best friend you just the middle man 🐬


My sleeping has been so fucked I wish it would stop 🥲


Mfs so worried about Covid but leave their chewing gum ON the table 🤢


Big bank take lil bank


When I clock out of work it’s like I clock into the rest of the day🥴 I be tiiiied man


Manager: can you work tonight? Me: I have no one to watch my son I can’t Manager: well what ab your parents? Me: actually LOLing like what ab them I’m laughing but the shit is honestly pretty sad that it’s a joke for me🥴


I dropped my phone in the toilet just now and hardly reacted… then I went and rinsed it off in the sink. Technology is crazy


Ain’t nothing more fake then my work personality to customers


People who smoke cigarettes first thing in the morning scare me


I’ll keep it cool calm collective but baby don’t try it


The best thing I ever learned is to play stupid like I don’t know but I do 😇


Too bad my manager told her I was one of their best employees and that she basically didn’t believe her 😇 no one having that shit over here lady try again


A Karen called to complain ab me today and the word she used to describe me was “eyelashes” lmfaooo I know my shit poppin thanks sis


Never needed a bit I’m what a bit need 🙃


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