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That awkward eye contact I make with my teacher while trying to cheat on a test.
Oh so you wanna argue with me over the internet? Oh hell no! Lemme turn my CAPS lock on. -_-!
Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain. " Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude?! Change the topic.
"Twitter is stupid!" and *one month later* "DUDE, I can't stop tweeting!" Who remembers saying this?
I would like to thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms, love you guys!
I hate it when I try to underline something, and end up crossing it out.
When you start to hate someone , everything they do begins to annoy you .. them : "*Cough*" you: "OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD "
True friends are always there for you. Fake friends only appear when they want something from you.
Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, steal your animal crackers? O_o
Its crazy how i use to do goals with @girlposts and now they have 1 mil. If i didn't have to start over i would of had 700k right now smh.
That annoying feeling when you're dying to talk to someone, but you refuse to text them first.
For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world. MIND = BLOWN
I hate fighting with the one person I want to talk with the most.
The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.
I hate it when I'm texting lying down and suddenly my phone decides to be ninja and slip through my hands and attack my face. -__-
United States トレンド
- 1. Dabo N/A
- 2. Blades Brown N/A
- 3. Wendy N/A
- 4. Royce Keys N/A
- 5. Pete Golding N/A
- 6. Notre Dame N/A
- 7. Jassi N/A
- 8. Rivers N/A
- 9. Lobo N/A
- 10. Stacey N/A
- 11. Deion N/A
- 12. #FursuitFriday N/A
- 13. Ryan Wedding N/A
- 14. Talon N/A
- 15. #TheFive N/A
- 16. March for Life N/A
- 17. Jemele N/A
- 18. Nate Oats N/A
- 19. Dobbins N/A
- 20. #ICEOUT N/A
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