ipretend2bcool's profile picture. I may seem normal par seene me jalti hai armaano ki arthi ,are what to tell you darling kya hua

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I may seem normal par seene me jalti hai armaano ki arthi ,are what to tell you darling kya hua

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Keep your lows to yourself


Bkl kar to arrange marriage rahe hai aur ye shadi k 1 mahina pehle se lovey dovey banne ke natak alag. Saale chhapri


Comparison is the thief of joy, are bhai compare karo, phir khushi khatam ho jaegi, dukhi rahoge to koi NAZAR bhi nhi lagaega.


Jodiyaa to upar wala banata hai. Neeche wale to bas chutiya banane me lage hai 😂😂😂


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I always regret not being meaner


Ghoom phir k jeevan ka saar yahi hai ki jis cheez k peeche kutto ki tarah bhaagoge, ghanta nhi milne wali😂😂😂😂


Bapu ki rizzzz

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Mota sirf shareer hota hai Aatma to size zero hoti hai.


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some people feel like you betrayed them because you didn't stay around and let them abuse you.


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Bc kuch logo ki loyalty dekh k lagta hai pakka doggy style me conceive hue honge.


Bhai rock bottom ki koi limit nhi hoti. Jo bura hai, usse zyada bura bhi ho sakta hai.


Funny how people say life gives you lemons when it really throws bricks at you.


umar nikal jaayegi khud ko prove karte karte, khush phir bhi koi nhi hoga


Rakshabandhan pe dosto ko dhamki deke unki behen banna is a top tier feeling😆😆😈😈


Jis din bakchodi khatam uss din main bhi khatam


Ghar pe aa gaye guests. Ab hoga "beta kab karogi shaadi" ka nanga naach.


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the doctor is neither near nor far

smoking AND eating an apple in public

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