irshadim's profile picture. is existence a curse? Solid waste management is everyone’s business. I like cabbages, I identify as a horse.

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is existence a curse? Solid waste management is everyone’s business. I like cabbages, I identify as a horse.

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Maafkan aku wahai sayur-sayuran semua kerana mencacimu sewaktu zaman kanak2. Kini aku lebih sukakan kalian lebih daripada daging dan ayam. Malah, daging ayam kini terasa amat jelik sekali. Mungkin aku selangkah kehadapan untuk menjadi seekor kuda.


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Offer to shovel driveways for $50 and hire some kid to do it for $15

You wake up to this What is the first thing you do



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WEHHHH 😭😭😭

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Petition to remove Klang from the Federation and build a wall + electric fence alongs its borders, now!


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😂😂🤣

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1. I haven’t upgraded my phone in 5 years 2. I have two $11 subscriptions 3. I don’t use ubereats 4. I don’t buy coffee 5. I don’t go on vacation 6. I have a used 2010 car that I bought 7. I don’t go clubbing 8. I don’t buy weed or have a booze habit 9. I cook at home 6/7…

You want a house? Cool, cool. When are you gonna give up your $1,500 smartphone that you buy the new version of every year or so? When are you cancelling all your subscription services? When are you giving up Uber, and UberEats? When are you going to stop buying a $7…



Naikkan gaji lah.

The Defence Ministry is tightening security and reviewing procedures after reports that Malaysian military officers allegedly sold tactical data. Minister Khaled Nordin said an internal probe is underway, with disciplinary and legal action to follow. 🧵1…

NewsBFM's tweet image. The Defence Ministry is tightening security and reviewing procedures after reports that Malaysian military officers allegedly sold tactical data.

Minister Khaled Nordin said an internal probe is underway, with disciplinary and legal action to follow.

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NewsBFM's tweet image. The Defence Ministry is tightening security and reviewing procedures after reports that Malaysian military officers allegedly sold tactical data.

Minister Khaled Nordin said an internal probe is underway, with disciplinary and legal action to follow.

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Kita lantik dia jadi Presiden @FAM_Malaysia !

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Andrés Iniesta is being accused of fraud. The former FC Barcelona midfielder is said to have defrauded businessmen in Peru of at least €500k. — @telegraaf

TouchlineX's tweet image. 🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Andrés Iniesta is being accused of fraud. 

The former FC Barcelona midfielder is said to have defrauded businessmen in Peru of at least €500k.

— @telegraaf


Yes! 💯. Service is bad too in general, any outlet you go to.

The food was not great. I tried, I really did. But if I have to suffer through another overpriced pasta dish with susu cair, I'm going to shoot someone.



Mantap Pak Abu

#NSTnation The Narathiwat Islamic authorities have revealed that several Malaysian influencers and cosmetic product founders are allegedly using charitable donations to religious schools in southern Thailand as a means to launder money. nst.com.my/news/regional/…



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Never change N'Golo Kanté 🥹

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All those fools. I’m going to outsmart them by going up the route with hardly any corpses on it!

peterrhague's tweet image. All those fools. I’m going to outsmart them by going up the route with hardly any corpses on it!

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tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a 50/50 chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are


Sang Nila Utama right now:

irshadim's tweet image. Sang Nila Utama right now:

🇸🇬 Singapore too is now compromised by degrowthers The AC in most buildings is now set to a sweaty 25°C/77°F by government recommendation called "Go 25" Sleep, productivity and learning rapidly decreases once indoor temperature exceeds 23°C/73°F Lee Kuan Yew would not approve

levelsio's tweet image. 🇸🇬 Singapore too is now compromised by degrowthers

The AC in most buildings is now set to a sweaty 25°C/77°F by government recommendation called "Go 25"

Sleep, productivity and learning rapidly decreases once indoor temperature exceeds 23°C/73°F

Lee Kuan Yew would not approve
levelsio's tweet image. 🇸🇬 Singapore too is now compromised by degrowthers

The AC in most buildings is now set to a sweaty 25°C/77°F by government recommendation called "Go 25"

Sleep, productivity and learning rapidly decreases once indoor temperature exceeds 23°C/73°F

Lee Kuan Yew would not approve
levelsio's tweet image. 🇸🇬 Singapore too is now compromised by degrowthers

The AC in most buildings is now set to a sweaty 25°C/77°F by government recommendation called "Go 25"

Sleep, productivity and learning rapidly decreases once indoor temperature exceeds 23°C/73°F

Lee Kuan Yew would not approve


“Salary isn’t high yet but it’s an excellent environment for taking the next step up” ni macam kau bayar musician/emcee/graphic designer dengan “matawang” exposure. 🤭


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Player backlash: Banned footballers eye compensation suit Against FAM The seven national 'heritage' players who received 12-month bans from FIFA over forged documents are reportedly considering seeking compensation from the FA of Malaysia (FAM) for loss of income. Here's why:

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The seven national 'heritage' players who received 12-month bans from FIFA over forged documents are reportedly considering seeking compensation from the FA of Malaysia (FAM) for loss of income. Here's why:

So sleepy today, in a work discussion I misheard sharia-compliant as Shangri-La compliant.


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✍️ Writing systems of the world.

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Singaporeans hearing all these type C and Type M when we only see a Malaysian thinking our TP with sign on bonus of 35k needs a 50$ duit kopi:

Best piece to read from SG to MY today.

sidchan's tweet image. Best piece to read from SG to MY today.


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Best piece to read from SG to MY today.

sidchan's tweet image. Best piece to read from SG to MY today.

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