isaac mclaughli
@isaacmclaughli5
No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently. -Agnes De Mille
Potrebbero piacerti
Admit it We all know a few girls who could easily end up on 'Teen Mom' or 'Maury'... 24,
yolo is not a justification for drinking, one night stands, doing drugs and being an asshole. you only live once, don't screw it up. 29,
It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. "Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem..."
My new diet consists of looking at you. Because I lose my appetite every time.
Some people want boyfriends, I want extra cheese with my nachos.
Why is it when someone is under water on TV, I hold my breath also?
Why do people cry on the last day of school? The right time to cry is the first day of school.
Bad guys in movies: "But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved."
Bitch If you text me, You better fucking use smileys
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
Me: wow that guy over there is really hot. Hot guy: Is that a potato staring at me.
The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. But the first to forget, is the happiest .
FRIENDS- Buy you food. BESTFRIENDS- Eat your food.
I finally realized that you didn't miss me at all, that I was definitely not what you wanted and that I never meant that much to you anyway.
R E T W E E T if you've ever made a Sextape..
And If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
FUCK .. liars. FUCK .. cheaters. FUCK .. fakes. FUCK .. players. FUCK .. hoes. FUCK .. bitches. FUCK .. everybody that's not REAL.
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