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Martin Bregman

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Freelance illustrator. Ambivert. Alpaca enthusiast. I only accept birthday wishes on LinkedIn, "The Birthday Website™".

A combination KFC/Reese's peanut butter mayonnaise with Febreeze.


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In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history.

BrianRoemmele's tweet image. In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history.

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around the year 1500, medieval painter hieronymus bosch drew a person with sheet music written on their butt being tortured in hell. 600 years later, a tumblr user decided to transcribe and play the song. now, you can hear it too.


Before everyone completely forgets, I just want to dub last week’s Canadian cellular outage “Rodgnarok”.


I don’t know who needs to hear this, but pumpkins are giant berries.


I met an interdimensional being on the astral plane, but we still had to keep 6ft/2M apart.


I might consider cannabis a performance-enhancing drug if I could even reach far enough to pause Ghostbusters.


❤️⭐🌈 Co-ownabunga! These Pairadime characters have just transformed and rolled out to go-go-group buy a place together 🌈⭐❤️ #characterconcept #vectorillustration #characterdesign #illustration #freelanceillustrator #animation #cartoon #realestate


In the age of Covid-19, I see Scorpion from Mortal Kombat and think “there’s a conscientious mask-wearing gentleman who just happens to have a rope with a pointy thing on the end”.


I never moisturize because what if I need to rescue someone from the edge of a cliff? You’re welcome.


.@liamnickerson Blackthorne reboot/sequel? 🤞🤞🤞

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Because of the difference in orbit, Mars's Taco Tuesday is on Wednesday.


I opened and read it It said they were shuckers

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Happy Valentine’s

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I'm gonna treat myself by using an entire q-tip for each ear.


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