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Itchingham Lofte

@itchingham

Element hunter

Hey. Another story coming soon. Hope you're still patient out there.


Still here. And the new paperback out on Thursday. But you might know that. It also has a tease for ItchCraft. It's about to get nasty(er)


Swapping being nice to mums friends for some neodymium. Just about worth it.


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Barnes and Noble in Boston poised for an explosive adventure @simonmayo @itchingham

BenHorslen's tweet image. Barnes and Noble in Boston poised for an explosive adventure @simonmayo @itchingham

How much Minecraft is too much?


Think I'll do Minecraft instead.


Worlds most dangerous pastimes: 3) potholing 2) horse jumping 1) element hunting. This is getting a drag.


Hello America. Hope you like the book and it's not too, you know, British and stuff


This Radio 4 is better than I thought. I could be @SellaTheChemist one day


New book of my adventures out today. Most of it seems about right. Things getting nasty now.


Hello everyone. My new book (with ghost writer) is out next week. It's ok in places and has some smart chemistry in it. And violence.


No sign of Santa knowing his periodic table. Twiglets and chocolate instead of rubidium and osmium. Merry Christmas anyway.


I'd like some dubnium and osmium for Christmas. In case you were wondering.


Irritated that @simonmayo is speaking at the Budehaven school not the CA. He's clearly an idiot.


Talk about my life so far at Edinburgh Book Festival tomorrow. It's that @simonmayo again. All element hunters welcome.


Hi. Haven't been tweeting much but the second part of my story is done. It's a bit nasty really but that's the way it was.


Trip to see @SellaTheChemist and his Wellcome Elements evening. Gold Silver and tin + copper. No free samples yet. Nothing exploded yet.


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@qikipedia Argon walks into a bar. Bartender: "get out, we don't serve noble gasses in here!" Argon doesn't react


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A photon enters a hotel. Porter: 'Need any help with your luggage?' Photon: 'No thanks, I'm travelling light' (Thanks @ScottishRanger)


Suggestions welcome apparently


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