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Lmao I was driving and google maps gave me the "Police reported ahead" thing. I look and see no cop cars at all, but there's two wild pigs on the side of the highway. Like damn was that a funny coincidence or did someone come up with that on the fly while driving


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the world is healing

bi_cycleracee's tweet image. the world is healing

EXACTLY!

katzeyeholic's tweet image. EXACTLY!


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But, it’s not wrong that that occurs.

as English speakers we have to sort out the 'had had' situation. it's frankly embarrassing to the language



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the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower


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It's better than that. The full moon was on February 1st, so it's a perfectly-aligned calendar month with a perfect lunar alignment as well.

They did it. They made the perfect month.

allie__voss's tweet image. They did it. They made the perfect month.


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Entire playroom lovingly curated by mother who studied child development vs. heater grate

cardamomkiss's tweet image. Entire playroom lovingly curated by mother who studied child development vs. heater grate
cardamomkiss's tweet image. Entire playroom lovingly curated by mother who studied child development vs. heater grate

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fantasizing about Florida the way people do about Japan

byejudymoody's tweet image. fantasizing about Florida the way people do about Japan
byejudymoody's tweet image. fantasizing about Florida the way people do about Japan
byejudymoody's tweet image. fantasizing about Florida the way people do about Japan
byejudymoody's tweet image. fantasizing about Florida the way people do about Japan

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Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the army is? Every time I ask someone, they say, “It’s private.”


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A once-in-a-lifetime shot captured by photographer Mark Ham, the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time.

itsme_urstruly's tweet image. A once-in-a-lifetime shot captured by photographer Mark Ham, the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time.
itsme_urstruly's tweet image. A once-in-a-lifetime shot captured by photographer Mark Ham, the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time.
itsme_urstruly's tweet image. A once-in-a-lifetime shot captured by photographer Mark Ham, the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time.

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“Ordinary” was a mass psychosis. So grateful I was not infected.


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regular people: I wonder if I could get in trouble for writing "for crimes" as a joke on Venmo billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol


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i refuse to be controlled by the grammys. congratulations hayley williams


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Just started crying at work because the beautiful shining thing I saw from the window turned out to be a fucking salsa as soon as I stepped one foot to the right. I thought it was a treasure

2002tacomasr5's tweet image. Just started crying at work because the beautiful shining thing I saw from the window turned out to be a fucking salsa as soon as I stepped one foot to the right. I thought it was a treasure
2002tacomasr5's tweet image. Just started crying at work because the beautiful shining thing I saw from the window turned out to be a fucking salsa as soon as I stepped one foot to the right. I thought it was a treasure

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Icicles at bottom of the rotating Universal Studios Florida globe. Due to the overnight 26F/-3C temperature.

bioreconstruct's tweet image. Icicles at bottom of the rotating Universal Studios Florida globe. Due to the overnight 26F/-3C temperature.

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32 years ago today, Anne Twist released “Harry Styles”

VishnuBathla's tweet image. 32 years ago today, Anne Twist released “Harry Styles”
VishnuBathla's tweet image. 32 years ago today, Anne Twist released “Harry Styles”

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Being from Florida, every time i go to a city with mountains i stare at them as if they’re a nice rack. Absolutely stunning.


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chicas espero que cuando seamos abuelas llevemos trinkets en los andadores en plan así

natagepi's tweet image. chicas espero que cuando seamos abuelas llevemos trinkets en los andadores en plan así

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Both ‘okay’ and ‘ok’ are oll korrect. In the 1820s & 1830’s, it was fashionable to deliberately misspell words. For example, ‘all right’ became ‘oll wright.’ The trend also extended to abbreviations All correct —> oll korrect—> o.k.

please use "okay" instead of "ok" cus okay is happy and ok is mean and evil



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In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos.

orange_peelbeef's tweet image. In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos.

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