Amy
@its__ames
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Lmao I was driving and google maps gave me the "Police reported ahead" thing. I look and see no cop cars at all, but there's two wild pigs on the side of the highway. Like damn was that a funny coincidence or did someone come up with that on the fly while driving
the world is healing
But, it’s not wrong that that occurs.
as English speakers we have to sort out the 'had had' situation. it's frankly embarrassing to the language
the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower
It's better than that. The full moon was on February 1st, so it's a perfectly-aligned calendar month with a perfect lunar alignment as well.
Entire playroom lovingly curated by mother who studied child development vs. heater grate
fantasizing about Florida the way people do about Japan
Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the army is? Every time I ask someone, they say, “It’s private.”
A once-in-a-lifetime shot captured by photographer Mark Ham, the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time.
“Ordinary” was a mass psychosis. So grateful I was not infected.
regular people: I wonder if I could get in trouble for writing "for crimes" as a joke on Venmo billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol
i refuse to be controlled by the grammys. congratulations hayley williams
Just started crying at work because the beautiful shining thing I saw from the window turned out to be a fucking salsa as soon as I stepped one foot to the right. I thought it was a treasure
Icicles at bottom of the rotating Universal Studios Florida globe. Due to the overnight 26F/-3C temperature.
32 years ago today, Anne Twist released “Harry Styles”
Being from Florida, every time i go to a city with mountains i stare at them as if they’re a nice rack. Absolutely stunning.
chicas espero que cuando seamos abuelas llevemos trinkets en los andadores en plan así
Both ‘okay’ and ‘ok’ are oll korrect. In the 1820s & 1830’s, it was fashionable to deliberately misspell words. For example, ‘all right’ became ‘oll wright.’ The trend also extended to abbreviations All correct —> oll korrect—> o.k.
please use "okay" instead of "ok" cus okay is happy and ok is mean and evil
In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos.
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