Beelzebub
@its_bub
@its_satan_'s loyal minion. I deal with the paperwork/HR down here...
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I fancy a holiday. Where would a fire loving demon find a cheap week away?
Thatcher is complaining AGAIN. Apparently it’s really ironic that I send her to fetch coal for the furnace...
Relaxing in front of the Idiot Box. The Reception down here is terrible. Still, at least I don’t have to watch Sky...
Oh yea? Try LIVING here! RT @eel_deal: @its_bub http://bit.ly/crock-of-ages exposes the myth that hell is eternal torment:
Busy sorting though* CV’s from potential candidates for the recently vacated post of Hell’s PR *throwing on the fire
2 for 1 deal on coal pits overlooking the chasm of fire! Share your eternal damnation with a loved one! *conditions apply.
I've reserved a special place in Hell for the inventor of the button up trouser fly. You look like you're playing with yourself in the loo!
After my recent H&S COURSE, I've planned a fire drill for tomorrow. I can see things going a little wrong, but rules are rules...
Someone has sent a petition around the workplace, wanting the ban on Christmas to be lifted. Is that snow forecast for next week?
Treated myself to an evening of indulgence. That is, I've unplugged the phone, locked the door, and put my Glee DVD on to play...
I wonder how @its_satan_ would feel about reducing our carbon footprint...
.@its_satan_ Better keep an even male/female team... We need a woman around the place...
Can we get #workforsatan trending? I'd hope so... There's another admin job going, working alongside @its_bub!
Sorry for the silence. The Boss had me count, label and record our inventory of shovels.
Health and safety course over. We've an inspection next week. Might ask @its_death if he can "intercept" the inspector...
Course is going well. Apparently if there is going to be any form of flame in the workplace, adequate precautions must be took. PFFFFFFT
My my... new followers! Hello! Shovels are on the left, payday is last friday of every month. Now get shovelling that coal!
Off on a course tomorrow. Health and Saftey within the workplace. We'll have keep quiet about the odd naked flame around the place then...
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