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Deitz

@itsdeitz

not your average eagle scout

horrified to die of natural causes


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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette


I love my softball team because they always talk about how fast I am


Fireball to extreme sports is adderall to work and school.


i should have died in a plane over Germany in 1943


why do I love gay girls so much


My future home will have a black toilet.


I cannot believe we had a snowcone truck come to our best friends funeral.


Barry Bonds is in MY hall of fame.


Ok I am permanently removing the people in my life who publicly use the wrong “their, there, they’re”


I wish my cat would fist bump me.


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RIZZO AND GALLO IN THE BRONX @BS_NewYork


I refuse to be friends with anyone that plugs their nose when they jump in a body of water.


Wait... people actually mad that Billie Eilish grew up and showed off the heavies in a tasteful way?


Is it just me or is Hurricanes’ Rod Brind’Amour just a knockoff Toto Wolff of Mercedes?

itsdeitz's tweet image. Is it just me or is Hurricanes’ Rod Brind’Amour just a knockoff Toto Wolff of Mercedes?
itsdeitz's tweet image. Is it just me or is Hurricanes’ Rod Brind’Amour just a knockoff Toto Wolff of Mercedes?

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This town used its $228K in COVID relief funds on a giant squid statue trib.al/e9kXkXP

nypost's tweet image. This town used its $228K in COVID relief funds on a giant squid statue trib.al/e9kXkXP

I always forget that Earth Day is really “look, I travel” day.


Good for Joey Gallo. An extremely average player praised by an entire fan base because he’s the only name they recognize. What a win.


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