Izzy
@itsizzyj
I got first place in Mario Kart on rainbow road once
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So I work with this girl and her and her mother have a meal at work every time she finishes her shift and it appears I have pissed her off so much she dedicated an entire tripadvisor review to me. I’m so proud of myself x x fat cunt
THIRD London O2 and Nottingham Arena shows on sale now and IRELAND we are coming for you too!! 🇮🇪Dublin and Belfast, tickets go on sale next Friday 14th. All tickets available via busted.komi.io we cannot wait to see you 💥
I started my business because fuck the 9-5 but instead I wake up at 4am thinking about emails I need to send and can’t get back to sleep🙃
I remember when I was 13 I would wake up excited everyday and jump out of bed just to listen to One Directions album. Like where did all that serotonin go??
I acc can’t believe Perese organised a surprise birthday party and Olwyn didn’t blurt it out before
I’m moving in with my girlfriend of 2 years. She likes mango and treacle smelling candles and I like wood and tobacco. How the fuck do we come to an agreement? Is it too far in to end it or do I live with my mum forever?
this tweet is a great example of how true crime in media has been twisted into a weird exploitative way of memorialising serial killers. this is not just a scene, this is a real life encounter that led to the brutal death of konerak sinthasomphone at the age of 14
Can’t stop thinking about this disturbing scene from DAHMER where one of Jeffrey Dahmer’s victims finally manages to escape... and the police actually bring him back inside the apartment. Now on Netflix.
If she says I gotta fix my teeth then she’s so American
Ever since I started listening to Shagged Married Annoyed, my inner voice has gone Geordie
Did he also provide a trampoline so she could get a fucking birds eye view. How the fuck is she gonna read that from the side of the pool😂
Colleen Hoover has literally stolen my girlfriend. She hasn’t spoke to me for 3 weeks because she’s in bed with her fucking kindle
If I see anyone taking a dog out in the day tomorrow or tuesday best believe I will attack the human and rescue the dog
Heartstopper was 10000% written by someone who had a tumblr account in 2011
No matter how bad you get hangover anxiety, it could never be as bad as cara delevingne’s. Going on Twitter the next day and seeing all these videos 💀💀
if you’re about to watch doctor who for the first time and someone tells you to skip christopher eccleston they do not respect you on a spiritual level
Will I ever be about to go on a night out without wanting to die for a full week after
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