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I post funny quotes you can all relate 2 Follow me and always have nice kick out your day... Anywhere
I want to go on a big road trip with my best friends and just get away.
I wish I had parents like Dora. They let that bitch go everywhere.
'Bathtub' spelled backwards is still 'bathtub'. It's not, but for a second there, you believed me.
I make weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
Drinking. Smoking. Partying. Making out. Live while we're young
Adding "and shit" to the end of any sentence makes it sound cooler and shit....
Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. Why? Because there's no place like home.
Adding "and shit" to the end of any sentence makes it sound cooler and shit...
I love being weird as fuck with that one friend and its totally normal.
Here's to the teens that never thought they'd become so addicted to Twitter.
Here's to the teens that love coming home to an empty house and blaring music.
Here's to the teens that are seniors this year. CLASS OF 2013.
Bitch, you and Monday have a lot in common. No one likes either of you.
You said it was a long story, but you told me and it took about 10 seconds.
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be .
Apparently twilight is popular because teens can relate to it. yeah, i remember that time i married a vampire.
*During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move* Her: "What are you doing?" Me: "Hush bitch, I seen this on Pornhub, its called Buffering.
You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.
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