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“I’m Sprite Pepsi, and I’m abstinence til’ I die!”

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bro been waiting for this moment his entire life😭


Is that @KeithLeakJr making a sneaky appearance in Apples announcement event? @smosh


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What young people don't realize is that in 2014 everything was Nutella. Breakfast was Nutella, snacks were Nutella, dessert was Nutella. I couldn't go to class because my bike was Nutella. My buddy's dad was Nutella.


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more songs like boney m’s “rasputin”….. just spend the entire song telling me about a historical freak’s entire deal over a disco beat


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This blows my mind, and shows the downside of cinematic universes #TheMandalorian P.S. Mando 2.5 Boba Fett episodes were EXCELLENT

the reaction of star wars fans who skipped ‘the book of boba fett’ and just jumped into #TheMandalorian season 3:

pualnewwin's tweet image. the reaction of star wars fans who skipped ‘the book of boba fett’ and just jumped into #TheMandalorian season 3:


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You know shits about to get serious when it’s this mf turn in the apple event 😂

_arj123's tweet image. You know shits about to get serious when it’s this mf turn in the apple event 😂

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I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work. I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.


Hi I’m Simon, and I’m not ashamed to admit, I 100% judge books by their cover! Check this one out, I can tell already I’m gonna enjoy the shit out of this book!

itssimonleetwo's tweet image. Hi I’m Simon, and I’m not ashamed to admit, I 100% judge books by their cover! Check this one out, I can tell already I’m gonna enjoy the shit out of this book!

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I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you


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why is literally no one talking about this???

dubstep4dads's tweet image. why is literally no one talking about this???

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I get unreasonably jealous when I see young people just hanging out on a weekday.


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Hot air balloons kick ass. Are they safe? Not really. Can you stop if you don't like it? Think again. BUT can you steer? Listen don't bring that negative energy into this wicker basket ok I'm gonna light this flamethrower.


#HuntedAU employing so many dodgy tactics to try and catch the contestants. This is quickly devolving into a Stanford prison experiment type scenario.


Watching #HuntedAU last night, two of the hunters with “specialised skills” decided to employ the tactic of running after contestants and when they couldn’t catch them, resorted to just screaming “stop!” At the top of their lungs multiple times. What a shamozzle


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its so crazy that the seinfeld logo went from that to this

Seinfeld2000's tweet image. its so crazy that the seinfeld logo went from that to this

My one hope for Stranger Things season 5 is that the bullies from season 4 get full on murdered in terrible ways.


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the most attractive quality in a person is their ability to commit to a bit


Nobody is more aggressive than a person testing a toilet door even though it’a clearly locked


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Losing a bit of blood is actually good for you


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