jamie
@itxjamie
31, DevOps Jedi / proud nerd. #avgeek and iced coffee addict, typical millennial 💁🏻♂️🤳🏻 He/Him (views are my own)
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Guess we’re all swapping over to the other place now? 👀 I’m not deleting my account here but don’t think I’m going to check this one as much Follow me over there instead 🦋 itxjamie.bsky.social
Didn’t have being called a twink on my 2024 bingo card 🤣🤣🤣 I did check, he didn’t have a guide dog with him but maybe should go to specsavers
Some positive news for your timeline, I had a fabulous time fondling knobs for @MissPennyDQ tonight at Halfway 😌
Ollie: “what’s that packet rustling?” Dan: “yeah Cadbury’s fingers” Ollie: “I can’t… maybe 1 or 2” Joe: “you can have 1 or 2 but you can’t have more”
Corporate townhall meetings are literally just a school assembly for adults
No one tell Jack Fifield (Yes that’s Ronan in a Revenue Protection vest)
Very proud of the fact I picked Inner Smile by Texas as my last song to get everyone to leave Halfway, thinking calm, nice positive song to end on, different Kinda backfired because everyone stayed to sing along 🤣
New Confidence Man album is absolutely brilliant, no notes, one of the few albums I can genuinely listen to end to end without skips
Remember you have to turn your phone upside down to read the new brat album cover
Former One Direction star Liam Payne has died aged 31 in Argentina, police say bbc.in/4eOdF7y
I thought this was @linuskarp as Gwyneth at first
alex consani on the victoria’s secret runway. I don’t think you guys understand this is history
Miss Moppe (in the smoking area of brewers) “If your dress doesn’t hit the floor and is only knee length from TKMaxx you’re NOT mother of the house”
-Oh, Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield. -Yes, but the records only go back to 1978, when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away.
Just overheard these older gays catching up and one is pissed off his work closed his office and made him WFH and he’s got the best retaliation for it “So I moved furthest from the WiFi router, it wasn’t great to start with, sit in the dark and now I can barely attend calls!”
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