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Should I shave my legs ?


When im High: Step 1: Open fridge... nothing to eat. Step 2: Open Pantry... nothing to eat. Step 3: Lower standards and repeat.


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@SmackedTed I dont have that many followers but holy shit I want a pony!


Why does Instagram not tell you if the person follows you back ?


If you have 20k + followers rt this for a pony !


Yeah I'm afraid of the dark & thunder. But that don't mean I won't whoop Dat ass


I'm Fluffy tho


*High AF in a restaurant* Waitress: Would you like soup or salad? Me: What the fuck is a super salad?


Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.


You look so much better with something in your mouth (:


Suck it all, Vacuum


Sometimes, I talk to girls with Boyfriends just to shake them niggas up.


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